Prove you are real

[Pogo]

People are constantly demanding God prove he's real.

I ask you, prove you are real.

Descarte: "I think therefore I am".

René Descartes walks into a bar. He orders une bière.

Bartender asks "would you like a glass with that?"

Descartes says "I think not". And disappears.

 

[Moonglow]

I took a philosophy class, and learned that some philosophers don't believe anything is real, even other people.

So I ask you, if I was to doubt your existence, how would you prove to me you are real, and not a figment of my imagination?

I don't believe you could.

If I shit on your chest you'd know..

 

[BuckToothMoron]

I took a philosophy class, and learned that some philosophers don't believe anything is real, even other people.

So I ask you, if I was to doubt your existence, how would you prove to me you are real, and not a figment of my imagination?

I don't believe you could.

I'd piss on you. You would feel the warmth, and smell the stench. Would that be real enough for you?

 

[Pogo]

People are constantly demanding God prove he's real.

I ask you, prove you are real.

Descarte: "I think therefore I am".

René Descartes walks into a bar. He orders une bière.

Bartender asks "would you like a glass with that?"

Descartes says "I think not". And disappears.

Why must we make René Descartes sit and allow someone with a bad cough to speak first?

Because otherwise we'd be putting Descartes before the hoarse.

 

[BuckToothMoron]

I took a philosophy class, and learned that some philosophers don't believe anything is real, even other people.

So I ask you, if I was to doubt your existence, how would you prove to me you are real, and not a figment of my imagination?

I don't believe you could.

Define real, then we can know what is acceptable proof.

 

[Slyhunter]

I'm the only real one here. You all are all figments of my imagination.

 

[Chuz Life]

Worried me for a second.... But I finally found some photographic evidence.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I took a philosophy class, and learned that some philosophers don't believe anything is real, even other people.

So I ask you, if I was to doubt your existence, how would you prove to me you are real, and not a figment of my imagination?

I don't believe you could.

If I were to smack you upside the head would you believe I'm real?

 

[Marion Morrison]

 

[Blackrook]

All your offers to shit and piss on me make no difference. If I doubt even my senses, you could not prove you are real by doing that.

 

[Spare_change]

I took a philosophy class, and learned that some philosophers don't believe anything is real, even other people.

So I ask you, if I was to doubt your existence, how would you prove to me you are real, and not a figment of my imagination?

I don't believe you could.

I would guess a smack upside the head might give you pause for thought.

 

[frigidweirdo]

People are constantly demanding God prove he's real.

I ask you, prove you are real.

I'm from da ghetto, therefore I'm real... yo!

 

[HaShev]

Biggest mistake Theologians and Atheists and Agnostic make in the argument over God, is that they fail to first DEFINE what they are arguing existence over. *SLAPS FOREHEAD*
Then they pretty much all use a singular anthropromorphic precept that not all cultures use and in fact is forbidden in Judaism. Which brings us to a huge mistaken assumption by both theologians and atheists that taint all arguments.
CHRISTIAN CONCEPT OF GOD is not an extension or common precept with what JUDAISM DEFINES ...
AS G-D. So much so, that we even refuse to write it the same way, so you KNOW IT'S NOT THE SAME.
*ANOTHER PALM SLAP*

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

People are constantly demanding God prove he's real.

I ask you, prove you are real.

One cannot ‘demand’ something of a 'god' that doesn’t exist as perceived by theists.