PSA: Covid-19

[CWayne]

Just a little public service announcement for everyone.

You should go get tested for covid-19 if you have any of the following.

A generalize sniffle.
An aching joint. Not just multiple joints, but any of them.
A hangover.
A hangnail.
Hemorrhoids
A rash on your ass.
Dirt under your nails.
An achy testicle.
An achy uterus.
Postnasal drip.
Gingivitis.
Skin tabs.
Flatulence.
Grey hair.
An ugly barber.
A pretty barber.
A creaking floorboard.
Past regrets.
Future regrets.
A weak bank account.
A beater for a car.


What else folks? After all, the key to survival is TESTING!

 

[Oddball]

Ring around the collar
Halitosis
A saggy diaper that leaks
Unsightly panty lines

 

[toobfreak]

Just a little public service announcement for everyone.

You should go get tested for covid-19 if you have any of the following.

A generalize sniffle.
An aching joint. Not just multiple joints, but any of them.
A hangover.
A hangnail.
Hemorrhoids
A rash on your ass.
Dirt under your nails.
An achy testicle.
An achy uterus.
Postnasal drip.
Gingivitis.
Skin tabs.
Flatulence.
Grey hair.
An ugly barber.
A pretty barber.
A creaking floorboard.
Past regrets.
Future regrets.
A weak bank account.
A beater for a car.


What else folks? After all, the key to survival is TESTING!

Sooo, a Covid virus can be defined as a:

• Dirty, ugly, hemorrhoidal, flatulent, rash on ass skin tab.

How are we supposed to tell them apart then from most of the progressives that post on this board?

 

[EvilCat Breath]

86% of the people in the world have COVID19 and are so healthy they don't know it.

 

[LoneLaugher]

86% of the people in the world have COVID19 and are so healthy they don't know it.

Damn.