Questions and Answers...with Xotoxi!

[xotoxi]

Again...everybody.

He loans out Rahm Emanuel to be my personal secretary.

You ARE The Man.

But keep careful track of your office supplies. Rahm's a sneaky little bastard.

I don't care about them. Obama is supplying me with them.

 

[random3434]

Where do you think all those missing teeth are from people who go to Nascar Races?

 

[xotoxi]

What are your measurements??

Most of the time, English.

Occasionally, metric.

 

[xotoxi]

Where do you think all those missing teeth are from people who go to Nascar Races?

Buried in the FEMA mass graves...ask our friend Mr. Croft for more details.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

 

[xotoxi]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

The world may never know.

 

[blu]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYDWMSRbAyE&feature=related]YouTube - Over 9000 licks[/ame]

 

[Sherry]

Can your balls really turn blue??

 

[blu]

for those who don't get the over 9000 thing:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiMHTK15Pik]YouTube - Its Over 9000!!! [Original Video and Audio][/ame]

also oprah getting epic trolled by Anonymous and talking about over 9000 pensises on her show:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slDAPms8Tvs]YouTube - Oprah OVER 9000 PENISES![/ame]

 

[dilloduck]

for those who don't get the over 9000 thing:

YouTube - Its Over 9000!!! [Original Video and Audio]

also oprah getting epic trolled by Anonymous and talking about over 9000 pensises on her show:

YouTube - Oprah OVER 9000 PENISES!

or 1125 octupi

 

[daveman]

He loans out Rahm Emanuel to be my personal secretary.

You ARE The Man.

But keep careful track of your office supplies. Rahm's a sneaky little bastard.

I don't care about them. Obama is supplying me with them.

Great. Eleventy trillion dollars in debt, and I'm buying your fucking Post-It Notes.

 

[xotoxi]

Can your balls really turn blue??

If you are kicked hard enough...yes.

Then they turn black and fall off.

 

[xotoxi]

You ARE The Man.

But keep careful track of your office supplies. Rahm's a sneaky little bastard.

I don't care about them. Obama is supplying me with them.

Great. Eleventy trillion dollars in debt, and I'm buying your fucking Post-It Notes.

But they are getting a killer deal for the Post-Its...by 3 packs, get a 4th for free.

It's at Staples.

 

[xotoxi]

for those who don't get the over 9000 thing:

Sorry...I still don't get it.

 

[daveman]

I don't care about them. Obama is supplying me with them.

Great. Eleventy trillion dollars in debt, and I'm buying your fucking Post-It Notes.

But they are getting a killer deal for the Post-Its...by 3 packs, get a 4th for free.

It's at Staples.

That Was Easy!

 

[xotoxi]

Have you ever played Walmart Bingo?

No.
Explain.

 

[random3434]

Have you ever played Walmart Bingo?

 

[xotoxi]

Have you ever played Walmart Bingo?

I'd never even get in the door...I'd win in the parking lot.

 

[Barb]

And Tigger?

Does God have an Asshole?

Yes. Neubarth.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to xotoxi again.

 

[Tom Clancy]

How many xotoxi's does it take to screw in a light bulb?