Questions, nothing but questions

[Pogo]

Would You Rather Be a Colonel With an Eagle On Your Shoulder, or a Private With a Chicken On Your Knee?

 

[Drumhead]

Who's the joker who did NOT put a replacement roll of toilet paper in the bathroom?!?!? (yelled loudly from "the throne")

 

[Gracie]

Ok, who started this shit?

 

[BDBoop]

Does it cost extra?

 

[Gracie]

What? Shit?

 

[Pop23]

Can't we all just get along?

 

[Papageorgio]

Are you going to keep asking that?

 

[Pop23]

Are you going to keep dodging the question?

 

[Papageorgio]

Are you going to ask the question?

 

[Drumhead]

What in the wide wide world of sports is a going on here?

 

[Papageorgio]

Watching another football game?

 

[Pogo]

Where's the beef?
And is it better off now than it was four years ago?

 

[Papageorgio]

What does that have to do with anything?

 

[Pogo]

Who wants to know?

 

[Esmeralda]

Where is Waldo?

 

[Stashman]

Why do we park in a driveway but drive on a parkway?

 

[Esmeralda]

How much is that doggie in the window?

 

[Pop23]

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

 

[HenryBHough]

Who threw the overalls in Mrs. Murphy's chowder?

 

[Pop23]

When are the Inlaws leaving?