Random thoughts...

[Pennywise]

...we all have them, seemingly (or literally) inane observations/opinions on anything and everything, and the great thing about them is you don't need to justify your thoughts. Post 'em here, if you are so inclined.

I'll start-

Kate Upton has rather stunning, dare I say, 'perfect' natural breasts, but the rest of her body looks like a pale smooth tree trunk.

 

[Pennywise]

[MENTION=46796]shart_attack[/MENTION] might enjoy this.

 

[boedicca]

...we all have them, seemingly (or literally) inane observations/opinions on anything and everything, and the great thing about them is you don't need to justify your thoughts. Post 'em here, if you are so inclined.

I'll start-

Kate Upton has rather stunning, dare I say, 'perfect' natural breasts, but the rest of her body looks like a pale smooth tree trunk.

I doubt that any of the hetero men or lesbeterians would kick her out of bed.

 

[Pennywise]

...we all have them, seemingly (or literally) inane observations/opinions on anything and everything, and the great thing about them is you don't need to justify your thoughts. Post 'em here, if you are so inclined.

I'll start-

Kate Upton has rather stunning, dare I say, 'perfect' natural breasts, but the rest of her body looks like a pale smooth tree trunk.

I doubt that any of the hetero men or lesbeterians would kick her out of bed.

I concur, now how about some other unrelated random thoughts...

 

[norwegen]

Deflection and Kool-Aide are very popular words to use on message boards.

 

[Pennywise]

It bothers me that I can stuff my mouth to overflowing with Cheese Doodles, and a mere sip of Coca Cola will dissolve them faster than Miley Cyrus dropping her panties.

 

[norwegen]

They say midget is an offensive term, but yet "little people" are always signing up for the midget wrestling leagues.

 

[shart_attack]

Sometimes I wonder if someone will ever make a parmesan, sauerkraut and cod-liver oil popsicle.

 

[Pennywise]

Are carpenter ants followers of Christ?

 

[shart_attack]

Pennywise sounds to me like he'd make an outstanding boss of the Teamsters' Union.

 

[Pennywise]

Fresh basil is probably my most favorite herb.

 

[Two Thumbs]

Why did anyone bother to learn how much wood a woodchuck could chuck?

 

[Pennywise]

Watching sports on television is a pathetic way to spend your Saturday.

 

[NLT]

Why are there no "B" batteries?

 

[NLT]

Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

 

[Pennywise]

When installing an antique door in a new or remodeled doorway, check that it is "square" by measuring diagonally from top to bottom on both sides. If the numbers are exactly the same your door is square.

 

[Pennywise]

MEATBALLS is a great film because it's a great story. The comedy is secondary to the "coming-of-age" tale that we can all relate to.

 

[NLT]

What if oxygen makes our voices deeper and helium brings it back to normal

 

[Pennywise]

The Williams sisters are tremendous athletes. It's too bad they have not been tested for steroids.

 

[Pennywise]

The Chrysler K Car will never become a classic.