Rapture anyday now!

[Avatar4321]

Why should I answer a hypothetical with a lie? Jesus is not returning, nor the son of God. That's not going to change regardless of how much you or the OP believe it. So why should I answer a hypothetical that's untrue?

Im not the one asking a hypothetical. your mirror response just makes you look completely silly here.

The OP is a hypothetical. My point is that it is a silly hypothetical.

I don't disagree there. Especially since it's based on false doctrine.

 

[GISMYS]

HOW TO BE SAVED(BORN AGAIN) AND JOIN THE FAMILY OF GOD!!! Romans: Chapter 10 verse 9-10-13 GOD SAYS=
That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
and shalt believe in your heart that God hath raised him
from the dead, thou shalt be Saved. For with the heart man
believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession
is made unto Salvation. For whosoever shall call upon the
name of the Lord shall be Saved....................

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"The Sinners Prayer"..........................
Heavenly Father:..........................................................................
I come to you in prayer asking for the forgiveness of
my Sins. I confess with my mouth and believe with my
heart that Jesus is your Son, And that he died on the
Cross at Calvary that I might be forgiven and have
Eternal Life in the Kingdom of Heaven. Father, I believe
that Jesus rose from the dead and I ask you right now
to come in to my life and be my personal Lord and
Savior. I repent of my Sins and will Worship you all the
day's of my Life!. Because your word is truth, I confess
with my mouth that I am Born Again and Cleansed
by the Blood of Jesus! In Jesus Name, Amen

 

[Avatar4321]

HOW TO BE SAVED(BORN AGAIN) AND JOIN THE FAMILY OF GOD!!! Romans: Chapter 10 verse 9-10-13 GOD SAYS=
That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
and shalt believe in your heart that God hath raised him
from the dead, thou shalt be Saved. For with the heart man
believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession
is made unto Salvation. For whosoever shall call upon the
name of the Lord shall be Saved....................

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"The Sinners Prayer"..........................
Heavenly Father:..........................................................................
I come to you in prayer asking for the forgiveness of
my Sins. I confess with my mouth and believe with my
heart that Jesus is your Son, And that he died on the
Cross at Calvary that I might be forgiven and have
Eternal Life in the Kingdom of Heaven. Father, I believe
that Jesus rose from the dead and I ask you right now
to come in to my life and be my personal Lord and
Savior. I repent of my Sins and will Worship you all the
day's of my Life!. Because your word is truth, I confess
with my mouth that I am Born Again and Cleansed
by the Blood of Jesus! In Jesus Name, Amen

Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity. (Matthew 7:21-23)

I will take Christ's words over your words any day of the week. I am confident He has the Words of Salvation.

 

[GISMYS]

GOD SAYS SICK SEXUAL PERVERSION IS AN ABOMINATION!!!!
Yes, they knew God, but they wouldn’t worship him as God or even give him thanks. And they began to think up foolish ideas of what God was like. As a result, their minds became dark and confused. 22 Claiming to be wise, they instead became utter fools. 23 And instead of worshiping the glorious, ever-living God, they worshiped idols made to look like mere people and birds and animals and reptiles.

24 So God abandoned them to do whatever shameful things their hearts desired. As a result, they did vile and degrading things with each other’s bodies. 25 They traded the truth about God for a lie. So they worshiped and served the things God created instead of the Creator himself, who is worthy of eternal praise! Amen. 26 That is why God abandoned them to their shameful desires. Even the women turned against the natural way to have sex and instead indulged in sex with each other. 27 And the men, instead of having normal sexual relations with women, burned with lust for each other. Men did shameful things with other men, and as a result of this sin, they suffered within themselves the penalty they deserved.

28 Since they thought it foolish to acknowledge God, he abandoned them to their foolish thinking and let them do things that should never be done. 29 Their lives became full of every kind of wickedness, sin, greed, hate, envy, murder, quarreling, deception, malicious behavior, and gossip. 30 They are backstabbers, haters of God, insolent, proud, and boastful. They invent new ways of sinning, and they disobey their parents. 31 They refuse to understand, break their promises, are heartless, and have no mercy. 32 They know God’s justice requires that those who do these things deserve to die, yet they do them anyway. Worse yet, they encourage others to do them, too.

ROMANS 1:21-32

 

[dblack]

So, you've been considering my suggestion?

 

[GISMYS]

1Cr 6:9 Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality

 

[Capstone]

1Cr 6:9 Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality

Verse 10) ...nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.

That eliminates many wealthy pastors and most televangelists from the equation.

 

[blackcherry]

1Cr 6:9 Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality

Verse 10) ...nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.

That eliminates many wealthy pastors and most televangelists from the equation.

And the few Popes that are not cast into hell should be sent somewhere separate --- miserable , boring bunch of geriatrics .

 

[Capstone]

1Cr 6:9 Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality

Verse 10) ...nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.

That eliminates many wealthy pastors and most televangelists from the equation.

And the few Popes that are not cast into hell should be sent somewhere separate --- miserable , boring bunch of geriatrics .

The rejection of many members of the Catholic Clergy was covered in verse 9.

 

[IlarMeilyr]

Today's Raptor:

 

[UKRider]

I'm hoping to rapture tonight.

 

[IlarMeilyr]

I'm hoping to rapture tonight.

I knew a guy who thought it would be a good idea to be standing next to a particular "born again" type we all knew in the event the Rapture ever did happen.

That way he could grab the born again guy's ankles for a "lift" up to Heaven.

 

[UKRider]

I'm hoping to rapture tonight.

I knew a guy who thought it would be a good idea to be standing next to a particular "born again" type we all knew in the event the Rapture ever did happen.

That way he could grab the born again guy's ankles for a "lift" up to Heaven.

or a drift to hell

 

[GISMYS]

BELIEVERS=WE ARE THE "RAPTURE" GENERATION THE GENERATION THAT WILL NEVER DIE!!!==Mat 24:32 "Now learn a lesson from the fig tree. When its branches bud and its leaves begin to sprout, you know that summer is near.

Mat 24:33 In the same way, when you see all these things, you can know his return is very near, right at the door.

Mat 24:34 I tell you the truth, this generation will not pass from the scene until all these things take place.
THE SIGNS OF THE END DAYS JESUS NAMED TO LOOK FOR ARE ALL HERE TODAY!!! ARE YOU READY???

 

[GISMYS]

Not Appointed to Wrath
11062007


1Now concerning the times and the seasons, brothers, you have no need to have anything written to you. 2For you yourselves are fully aware that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. 3While people are saying, “There is peace and security,” then sudden destruction will come upon them as labor pains come upon a pregnant woman, and they will not escape. 4But you are not in darkness, brothers, for that day to surprise you like a thief. 5For you are all children of light, children of the day. We are not of the night or of the darkness. 6So then let us not sleep, as others do, but let us keep awake and be sober. 7For those who sleep, sleep at night, and those who get drunk, are drunk at night. 8But since we belong to the day, let us be sober, having put on the breastplate of faith and love, and for a helmet the hope of salvation. 9For God has not destined us for wrath, but to obtain salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ, 10who died for us so that whether we are awake or asleep we might live with him. 11Therefore encourage one another and build one another up, just as you are doing.
1 Thessalonians 5.1-11

 

[GISMYS]

THOSE THAT SEEK GOD WILL FIND GOD EASY TO FIND. JUST TALK TO GOD============!!!!!!!!!!!Dear God in heaven, I come to you in the name of Jesus. I acknowledge to You that I am a sinner, and I am sorry for my sins and the life that I have lived; I need your forgiveness.

I believe that your only begotten Son Jesus Christ shed His precious blood on the cross at Calvary and died for my sins, and I am now willing to turn from my sin.

You said in Your Holy Word, Romans 10:9 that if we confess the Lord our God and believe in our hearts that God raised Jesus from the dead, we shall be saved.

Right now I confess Jesus as the Lord of my soul. With my heart, I believe that God raised Jesus from the dead. This very moment I accept Jesus Christ as my own personal Savior and according to His Word, right now I am saved.

Thank you Jesus for your unlimited grace which has saved me from my sins. I thank you Jesus that your grace never leads to license, but rather it always leads to repentance. Therefore Lord Jesus transform my life so that I may bring glory and honor to you alone and not to myself.

Thank you Jesus for dying for me and giving me eternal life.

 

[Avatar4321]

Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity. (Jesus Christ, Matthew 7:21-23)

 

[IlarMeilyr]

 

[GISMYS]

The Next Pope The Last Pope??? The False Prophet Of Revelation 19:20

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20And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.

 

[blackcherry]

THOSE THAT SEEK GOD WILL FIND GOD EASY TO FIND. JUST TALK TO GOD============!!!!!!!!!!!Dear God in heaven, I come to you in the name of Jesus. I acknowledge to You that I am a sinner, and I am sorry for my sins and the life that I have lived; I need your forgiveness.

I believe that your only begotten Son Jesus Christ shed His precious blood on the cross at Calvary and died for my sins, and I am now willing to turn from my sin.

You said in Your Holy Word, Romans 10:9 that if we confess the Lord our God and believe in our hearts that God raised Jesus from the dead, we shall be saved.

Right now I confess Jesus as the Lord of my soul. With my heart, I believe that God raised Jesus from the dead. This very moment I accept Jesus Christ as my own personal Savior and according to His Word, right now I am saved.

Thank you Jesus for your unlimited grace which has saved me from my sins. I thank you Jesus that your grace never leads to license, but rather it always leads to repentance. Therefore Lord Jesus transform my life so that I may bring glory and honor to you alone and not to myself.

Thank you Jesus for dying for me and giving me eternal life.

You need specialist help old chap .
Whatever medication you end up on , I hope it stops you spewing your superstitious garbage over us .