After lunch i shall try to find the deer ........ Sigh ! I shall leave her a yummy SNACK !
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 14,911 35,746 2,288 Canada Nov 13, 2023 #201 After lunch i shall try to find the deer ........ Sigh ! I shall leave her a yummy SNACK !
ActionJackson Diamond Member Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 36,190 72,251 2,788 Utah Nov 13, 2023 #202 I think she heard you since she is coming back. Just make sure you don't feed her venison JERKEY.
QuickHitCurepon Diamond Member Jul 8, 2013 46,526 70,310 3,645 Earth Nov 13, 2023 Thread starter #203 If you feed her that, you will be a real turkey. I looked high and LOW.
ActionJackson Diamond Member Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 36,190 72,251 2,788 Utah Nov 13, 2023 #204 Found her in the dark with a flashlight -- eyes aglow. Tossed her some left over French FRIES.
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 14,911 35,746 2,288 Canada Nov 14, 2023 #205 When she finished eating her French fries she said her Goodbyes ! I took a quick photo of the cute deer and started walking back HOME
When she finished eating her French fries she said her Goodbyes ! I took a quick photo of the cute deer and started walking back HOME
ActionJackson Diamond Member Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 36,190 72,251 2,788 Utah Nov 16, 2023 #206 On the way, I met a lost gnome. He requested that I return him to his GARDEN.
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 14,911 35,746 2,288 Canada Nov 16, 2023 #207 After i returned the lost gnome i went to my neighbors for a shot of bourbon ! I noticed he had alot of gnomes in his backyard and they were moving WOW ! ''
After i returned the lost gnome i went to my neighbors for a shot of bourbon ! I noticed he had alot of gnomes in his backyard and they were moving WOW ! ''
QuickHitCurepon Diamond Member Jul 8, 2013 46,526 70,310 3,645 Earth Nov 16, 2023 Thread starter #208 I almost had a cow and wondered if I should bow. That's when the gnomes started to SING.
ActionJackson Diamond Member Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 36,190 72,251 2,788 Utah Nov 17, 2023 #209 Ring-a-Ling and Ding-a-Ling They sang their song with jingle BELLS
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 14,911 35,746 2,288 Canada Nov 20, 2023 #210 Singing til some of the gnomes fell in some wells ! One of the gnomes went to get help and hopes that someone will hear there JINGLE !
Singing til some of the gnomes fell in some wells ! One of the gnomes went to get help and hopes that someone will hear there JINGLE !
ActionJackson Diamond Member Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 36,190 72,251 2,788 Utah Nov 21, 2023 #211 One Gnome who fell wasn't single So someone went to find his WIFE.
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 14,911 35,746 2,288 Canada Nov 21, 2023 #212 When he arrived at the gnomes house his daughter answered the door holding a knife . Startled he fell back and got taken by a GOAT !
When he arrived at the gnomes house his daughter answered the door holding a knife . Startled he fell back and got taken by a GOAT !
ActionJackson Diamond Member Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 36,190 72,251 2,788 Utah Nov 21, 2023 #213 The goat carried him like a tote Then dropped him in a nearby pigsty
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 14,911 35,746 2,288 Canada Nov 21, 2023 #214 The goat was so stressed out he had a shot of Rye ! The poor gnome in the pigsty started to get angry and WORRIED !
The goat was so stressed out he had a shot of Rye ! The poor gnome in the pigsty started to get angry and WORRIED !
ActionJackson Diamond Member Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 36,190 72,251 2,788 Utah Nov 23, 2023 #215 The agitated Gnome hurried ... ... to grab some booze before it was GONE
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 14,911 35,746 2,288 Canada Nov 28, 2023 #216 The gnome started to yawn ! During the night he was awakened by a noise and thought to himself could it be SANTA !
The gnome started to yawn ! During the night he was awakened by a noise and thought to himself could it be SANTA !
ActionJackson Diamond Member Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 36,190 72,251 2,788 Utah Nov 28, 2023 #217 "I'll leave him some cookies and a can of Fanta." Santa, angry, yelled, "where's my COCOA?"
QuickHitCurepon Diamond Member Jul 8, 2013 46,526 70,310 3,645 Earth Nov 28, 2023 Thread starter #218 That's when from outside came a hobo. Santa wasn't sure if he was REAL.
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 14,911 35,746 2,288 Canada Nov 28, 2023 #219 It didn' t take long for Santa to find out that the hobo was the real deal ! Santa told the hobo gnome " let's be friends ........ don't be SCARED" !
It didn' t take long for Santa to find out that the hobo was the real deal ! Santa told the hobo gnome " let's be friends ........ don't be SCARED" !
ActionJackson Diamond Member Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 36,190 72,251 2,788 Utah Dec 1, 2023 #220 But Santa was completely unprepared ... ... to see the hobo gnome was a friggin' CREEP.