So you want to take a real good shit on the pot?

[Statistikhengst]

This'll change your life:

Squatty Potty Healthy Colon Happy Life

Howard Stern's been advertising it for over a year and I bought one as a joke from Bed, Bath and Beyond. Lo and behold, this thing works goddam miracles. And it's like $20. Go buy it!

And this, ladies and germs, proves once again that perspective is everything.

 

[TheOldSchool]

I had another excellent bowel movement this morning. Just want to let you all know.

 

[Statistikhengst]

I had another excellent bowel movement this morning. Just want to let you all know.

Stephanie, is that you?!?!?

 

[TheOldSchool]

I had another excellent bowel movement this morning. Just want to let you all know.

Stephanie, is that you?!?!?

Frikken GAWD all you do is HURT!!! And supposed to TAKE IT?!!!

 

[Statistikhengst]

I had another excellent bowel movement this morning. Just want to let you all know.

Stephanie, is that you?!?!?

Frikken GAWD all you do is HURT!!! And supposed to TAKE IT?!!!

OMG OMG FRIKKEN FRIKKEN anorcetal angel poopshoot-FICKEN, kicked them to the crub thayv gaw t two gow GAWD, TAKE IT!!