Some Questions I would like answered when I die....

[JimBowie1958]

Yeah, I might be a bit presumptive, but if I do go through those Pearly Gates, I look forward to getting a lot of questions answered, like 'Why do all pants make women's butts look big?'

'Is Husbandominium the truly densest material known to mankind?'

'Why do cats run around like crazy after they poop?'

'Why is my line at the store always the slowest?'

'Why did God create cauliflower?' It is ugly and inedible.

'Did He interfere to get the Cubs a World series win?'

Why do women's voices shift into an inaudible range of sound when they start talking about chores for their husbands? I know mine does.

'Is Jerry Jones going to straight to hell, or will he get a chance to assplain why he ruined America's Team first?'

'Does the Devil really rent out Texas?'

'Was Tom Brady conceived immaculately?'

'Why do all my pants shrink at the waistline?'

'Does the 2016 POTUS election prove that God has a sense of humor?'

'Are there really any atheists in Heaven?'

'Why couldnt God find a man to lead the French against the English in the Hundred Years War, instead of Joan of Arc, a 16 year old peasant girl?' The answer seems kind of apparent but, you know, I thought I might ask for the record.

'Why do the french have a chicken for their National Symbol?'

'If God lets cats, Amish, and lawyers into Heaven, then what kind of standards can he really have?'

This is just for a start, then I plan to dive into researching the causation of the game of Cricket.