Survey:What Should The "Welcome To Baltimore" Signs Now Read?

[skookerasbil]

WELCOME TO BALTIMORE......HOME OF THE........


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[Rexx Taylor]

Welcome to Baltimore...
If you're from Chicago or Detroit you will feel right at home...

i think we are running out of ideas! tomorrow night i will add a thread asking all of u for the winners, i already have a favorite.

 

[JWBooth]

A visual rendering of my earlier post.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

A visual rendering of my earlier post.

in about 20 years, the roads going into Baltimore will resemble the classic bridge scene from Monty Python. just not sure what the troll will ask them.

 

[Iceweasel]

"Welcome to Baltimore
Whites not allowed"

 

[Rexx Taylor]

"Welcome to Baltimore
Whites not allowed"

and white hispanics.

 

[Rozman]

Welcome to Baltimore...
If you're from Chicago or Detroit you will feel right at home...

i think we are running out of ideas! tomorrow night i will add a thread asking all of u for the winners, i already have a favorite.

Hey ...what are you trying to say?
I thought that was a good one. LOL

But yeah maybe time to end it....
It was fun though....
I didn't see any posts from the usual 'paid to post' Liberal members though.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Welcome to Baltimore...
If you're from Chicago or Detroit you will feel right at home...

i think we are running out of ideas! tomorrow night i will add a thread asking all of u for the winners, i already have a favorite.

Hey ...what are you trying to say?
I thought that was a good one. LOL

But yeah maybe time to end it....
It was fun though....
I didn't see any posts from the usual 'paid to post' Liberal members though.

i will post it at 7pm, good time,most of us are probably done with dinner by then. what i want is for all of us to choose their 5/6 favorites. i have no idea yet, just one in particular.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Welcome to Baltimore....
Have you filled out your organ donor card?

i have two of your responses in my favorites. go look at the thread. i want to see your winner/favorites.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

welcome to baltimore. Only town in America where dead voters out-number living voters.

 

[blastoff]

Nearing Baltimore...last exit for Black Face makeup, Afro wigs, Ebonics for Dummies books, Kool cigarettes, Extra-Large waistband pants, late-model Caddys worth less than their rims/tires, ObamaPhone apps, Discount Calypso Louie CDs, tapes...

Your one-stop Baltimore survival gear shopping!
Next Exit...then left.

 

[Rozman]

I'm assuming we can't vote for our own....
So here are the ones I liked and my favorite....

Likes

Posts
# 30
# 33
# 44
# 51
# 80
# 83

Favorite
Post # 83

Can't beat a classic.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Welcome to Somalia, formerly known as Baltimore.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

welcome to Baltimore, if you see a cow, please dont lite a match to its ass. we have had enough explosions this month.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Welcome to beautiful Baltimore.
If you hate cops like we do this is the place for you....
You are welcome here.
You just may not be able to leave alive.....
Enjoy your stay...

welcome to baltimore, wear your expensive sneakers at your own risk.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Welcome To Baltimore. Where We Really Appreciate Expensive White Cars.

 

[Meathead]

Today: Baltimore, and you are welcome to it.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Welcome To Baltimore.Excuse The Body Parts When Touring

 

[2aguy]

So much for the "Welcome To Beautiful Baltimore" signs on every town-line. Anyone feel it's time to change them? How should they read? "Welcome To Baltimore,Bring Your Own Body Armor?, or "Welcome To Baltimore, You Are Already Guilty Till Proven Innocent". Got some proposals? Let's see them!

"Put your hands up....hand over your wallet....."

 

[Rexx Taylor]

So much for the "Welcome To Beautiful Baltimore" signs on every town-line. Anyone feel it's time to change them? How should they read? "Welcome To Baltimore,Bring Your Own Body Armor?, or "Welcome To Baltimore, You Are Already Guilty Till Proven Innocent". Got some proposals? Let's see them!

"Put your hands up....hand over your wallet....."

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