Texas drowns . Where's Ted Cruz?

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

The last couple months have seen God smite Texas with awful floods . Houston is now lake Houston.

Where's Ted at ? Doesn't he care about his own people ? Too busy running for prez?

He should be on a dingy on main at preaching the evils of those climate change liars!

What do you propose he do?

 

[Valerie]

Where's Ted Cruz?


He was last seen reading Dr Seuss' "Hop on Pop" outside a public restroom in Pennsylvania.

 

[TheOldSchool]

The last couple months have seen God smite Texas with awful floods . Houston is now lake Houston.

Where's Ted at ? Doesn't he care about his own people ? Too busy running for prez?

He should be on a dingy on main at preaching the evils of those climate change liars!

He's probably worried that if he goes to help his constituents and puts his people over politics, the GOP base will destroy him like they did Chris Christie.

 

[g5000]

That's true. Christie was vilified for not being in New Jersey after a much lesser flood.

Ted needs to get his ass down to Texas.

Look up state governor and US senator.

And?

Does this mean the President can skip disasters, too?

 

[bodecea]

Are they ark building there yet?

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

It's worse out here... Again.

I'm at Katy & Kirkwood... looks ok to me.

That's good. Y'all get pasted now and again. I used to work off Mason and old Katy road.

I'm just in visiting clients.. back to NOLA tomorrow.

 

[Timmy]

The last couple months have seen God smite Texas with awful floods . Houston is now lake Houston.

Where's Ted at ? Doesn't he care about his own people ? Too busy running for prez?

He should be on a dingy on main at preaching the evils of those climate change liars!

I am currently in Houston.... there is no need for Ted Cruz. The city has things under control.

Relax Timmy.

Maybe it's you ! "Soggy in NO" and now soggy in Houston !

God is trying to drown you!

 

[Crixus]

What is Cruz supposed to do about it ???

Psssst........I'm sarcastically mocking the never ending "what's Obama doing about ..." Threads and also taking shots at GOP climate change deniers and religious zealots .

We are talking multilayered zinger here!

This is pretty normal. No global warming involved I promise.

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

The last couple months have seen God smite Texas with awful floods . Houston is now lake Houston.

Where's Ted at ? Doesn't he care about his own people ? Too busy running for prez?

He should be on a dingy on main at preaching the evils of those climate change liars!

I am currently in Houston.... there is no need for Ted Cruz. The city has things under control.

Relax Timmy.

Maybe it's you ! "Soggy in NO" and now soggy in Houston !

God is trying to drown you!

Yeah that's the ticket.

 

[Timmy]

Where's Ted Cruz?


He was last seen reading Dr Seuss' "Hop on Pop" outside a public restroom in Pennsylvania.

Never! Hop on Pop is on the conservative banned books list.

 

[g5000]

The last couple months have seen God smite Texas with awful floods . Houston is now lake Houston.

Where's Ted at ? Doesn't he care about his own people ? Too busy running for prez?

He should be on a dingy on main at preaching the evils of those climate change liars!

What do you propose he do?

What was Obama supposed to do back in DC after the bombing in France?

 

[g5000]

Ted should be surveying the damage of his state and asking the people what he can do to help.

That's what a Senator representing a state is for.

I guess if he had more experience, he would know that.

 

[gipper]

Texas flooding is God's punishment for Ted Cruz.

Great tune from another great deceased guitar player, comes to mind...

 

[Siete]

That's true. Christie was vilified for not being in New Jersey after a much lesser flood.

Ted needs to get his ass down to Texas.

Look up state governor and US senator.

And?

Does this mean the President can skip disasters, too?

if Obama was supposed to dive down 5000 feet and repair a well head, the least Raffie can do is grab a broom and sweep water ..

 

[Claudette]

The last couple months have seen God smite Texas with awful floods . Houston is now lake Houston.

Where's Ted at ? Doesn't he care about his own people ? Too busy running for prez?

He should be on a dingy on main at preaching the evils of those climate change liars!

LMAO. What would you like him to do?? Take a cup and bale out Texas??

God your an idiot.

 

[g5000]

Ted needs to get to Texas and blame transsexuals in bathrooms for the floods.

 

[g5000]

Houston is Ted's hometown. His family lives there. That's his residence.

Come on, Ted! Try to show you give a shit about your neighbors!

 

[Siete]

The last couple months have seen God smite Texas with awful floods . Houston is now lake Houston.

Where's Ted at ? Doesn't he care about his own people ? Too busy running for prez?

He should be on a dingy on main at preaching the evils of those climate change liars!

LMAO. What would you like him to do?? Take a cup and bale out Texas??

God your an idiot.

I'd like for him to stick his head in the Trinity, open his big mouth and inhale ..

 

[Mr Natural]

He's doing what any great conservative would do: Let the people take care of themselves without them sucking on the government teat.

 

[NightFox]

Ted should be surveying the damage of his state and asking the people what he can do to help.

Umm.... Yeah...

Q: "Hi my name is Senator Cruz, I'm from the government, what can I do to help?"
A: "Go back to Washington and burn it to the ground"