Thanksgiving 2023

[JGalt]

 

[Road Runner]

Is it sad that I can't tell if it will actually come to this or not?

 

[JGalt]

Is it sad that I can't tell if it will actually come to this or not?

They're dead serious. And they do want you to eat the bugs.

"Agnes Kalibata, the UN Secretary-General António Guterres’ special envoy for the 2021 Food Systems Summit, says that farming insects could provide an elegant solution to the intertwined crises of climate change, biodiversity loss, hunger and malnutrition. “Insects are 60% dry weight protein. I mean, honestly, why wouldn’t we use them?” she says. “But we have to be able to put them in a form that is acceptable to different cultures and different societies."

They're Healthy. They're Sustainable. So Why Don't Humans Eat More Bugs?

 

[Road Runner]

They're dead serious. And they do want you to eat the bugs.

Well guess what? I wanted a pony when I was a little girl but that never happened either.

 

[JGalt]

Well guess what? I wanted a pony when I was a little girl but that never happened either.

Good thing you didn't. They'd probably want you to eat that too.

 

[Road Runner]

Good thing you didn't. They'd probably want you to eat that too.

I want them to eat horse shit.

 

[JGalt]

I want them to eat horse shit.

Why waste good fertilizer? I'd want them to eat bullets, except for the fact that ammunition costs so much.

 

[Road Runner]

Why waste good fertilizer? I'd want them to eat bullets, except for the fact that ammunition costs so much.

Yeah, you can blame Biden for that too. Imagine if Biden ate bullets and then farted. His ass would turn into a machine gun.

 

[JGalt]

Yeah, you can blame Biden for that too. Imagine if Biden ate bullets and then farted. His ass would turn into a machine gun.

That damned Biden. I want to see him so mad that he's spitting bullets.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Whether you know it or not, or believe it or not..................you've eaten worse than crickets in your food.

Personally, I'd go cannibal before I'd go buggie.