The answer to everything

[PixieStix]

 

[Jeremy]

 

[PixieStix]

 

[PixieStix]

 

[Annie]

That's what my dad taught my brother and I. My mom swore by chewing gum, but she left tough jobs to my dad.

 

[uscitizen]

42

 

[uscitizen]

Pedo bondage?

 

[PixieStix]

42

It takes 42 strips of duct tape to babysit correctly

 

[PixieStix]

Thank the Lord for Duct tape

 

[PixieStix]

You can even be mobile while posting on USMB

 

[Kat]

 

[uscitizen]

42

It takes 42 strips of duct tape to babysit correctly

going downhill, infant bondage now.
Sheesh.

 

[Big Black Dog]

I wonder what part of the duck they use to make that tape? I think it's the feet because ducks have a sticky substance on the bottom of their feet that keeps them stuck to the ground on windy days.

 

[Jeremy]

 

[PixieStix]

I wonder what part of the duck they use to make that tape? I think it's the feet because ducks have a sticky substance on the bottom of their feet that keeps them stuck to the ground on windy days.

We all know that duck tape if for taping ducks

 

[PixieStix]

Twisty ties are almost as good as duct tape for unruly hair

 

[Jeremy]

NOW we have a good fuckin' thread!!!!!

 

[PixieStix]

NOW we have a good fuckin' thread!!!!!

Exactly..maybe I will add a poll

Personally I think duct tape will win out

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

 

[Mr.Fitnah]