Neotrotsky
Council to Supreme Soviet
Comrades,
With all the recent reports of Citizen Hillary’s problems with emails and Bill’s befriending of billionaire pedophiles, the DNC has begun to question if her primary qualification of having ‘lady parts’ can overcome these issues to become the next President. While our associates in the MSM will do their best to protect her, some things cannot be overcome.
As such the central committee has learned that one candidate driven by a true passion to be President and maddened by the overlooking of his possibility due to him being assigned as a male at birth and his parents not fixing it for him, has made the ultimate sacrifice to become qualified for President.
Joe Biden, unbeknownst to this committee, went and had sex reassignment surgery to become the proper sex to be qualified for the President.
I present to the you the next President of the US, “Josephina” Biden
Obviously, such passion and commitment will resonate with the voter and the added bonus of having our first transgender President.
Side Note:
Biden did donate his old parts to NOW so that they could burn them in a ceremony to celebrate his decision to become ‘one of the girls’. Since the ceremony was also to celebrate Mother Earth, no carbon was released, according to 97% of scientists.
With all the recent reports of Citizen Hillary’s problems with emails and Bill’s befriending of billionaire pedophiles, the DNC has begun to question if her primary qualification of having ‘lady parts’ can overcome these issues to become the next President. While our associates in the MSM will do their best to protect her, some things cannot be overcome.
As such the central committee has learned that one candidate driven by a true passion to be President and maddened by the overlooking of his possibility due to him being assigned as a male at birth and his parents not fixing it for him, has made the ultimate sacrifice to become qualified for President.
Joe Biden, unbeknownst to this committee, went and had sex reassignment surgery to become the proper sex to be qualified for the President.
I present to the you the next President of the US, “Josephina” Biden
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Obviously, such passion and commitment will resonate with the voter and the added bonus of having our first transgender President.
Side Note:
Biden did donate his old parts to NOW so that they could burn them in a ceremony to celebrate his decision to become ‘one of the girls’. Since the ceremony was also to celebrate Mother Earth, no carbon was released, according to 97% of scientists.