The cult of the ear bandage

[justoffal]

Mankind is nothing if not social.
For this reason groups of men orient easily into religious and social structures that have central themes and identities.

Usually there is something visible to identify with like a cross or a swastika. In this case we have....THE EAR BANDAGE...

Since the day after Thomas Crooks failed the democrats so grievously, leaving them in mourning and languishment; Yeah verily ripping their garments assunder and tearing out tufts of head hair by the roots!! ....There has appeared a new social order obsessed with square white worship!

These faithful adherents eat, drink and dream of one thing and one thing only...The ear bandage.

Soon after waking and choking down anything with caffeine in it, they assault their Internet access with bated breath and a flourish of anxiety mixed with feverish excitement in hopes of bringing up new images of the square, white mini God that dominates their every waking hour!

Moans of terror mixed with elation and ecstatic squealing can be heard from their abodes as they cascade through various angles of photographs displaying the damn-ned patch!

Is it a new one? Is this one bigger than yesterday's patch? Why does he still have it?

Can't somebody please try again? Arrrrgh....the damned patch! The cursed white square! I shall soon perish if it persists!

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Mankind is nothing if not social.
For this reason groups of men orient easily into religious and social structures that have central themes and identities.

Usually there is something visible to identify with like a cross or a swastika. In this case we have....THE EAR BANDAGE...

Since the day after Thomas Crooks failed the democrats so grievously, leaving them in mourning and languishment; Yeah verily ripping their garments assunder and tearing out tufts of head hair by the roots!! ....There has appeared a new social order obsessed with square white worship!

These faithful adherents eat, drink and dream of one thing and one thing only...The ear bandage.

Soon after waking and choking down anything with caffeine in it, they assault their Internet access with bated breath and a flourish of anxiety mixed with feverish excitement in hopes of bringing up new images of the square, white mini God that dominates their every waking hour!

Moans of terror mixed with elation and ecstatic squealing can be heard from their abodes as they cascade through various angles of photographs displaying the damn-ned patch!

Is it a new one? Is this one bigger than yesterday's patch?

Why does he still have it? Can't somebody please try again? Arrrrgh....the damned patch! The cursed white square! I shall soon perish if it persists!

 

[Donald H]

Could it be a replacement for the Christian's torture devise they hang from their necks?

 

[MisterBeale]

 

[BluesLegend]

OH SNAP! lol

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Maybe the white patch will catch on, and becomes a national phenomenon?!

Nah, people would never be sheep like that, right? They would never cover up an orifice with a white patch, come on!

 

[Nostra]

Remember when the Dimwinger Cult dressed up in their slave trade garb and kneeled in unison in the Capitol rotunda?

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Trump truthfully said "they aren't after me. They are after you. I'm just standing in their way." That bullet that took off a piece of Trump's ear was meant for all of our heads. The ear bandage is a recognition of that intention.

 

[Gracie]

Trump truthfully said "they aren't after me. They are after you. I'm just standing in their way." That bullet that took off a piece of Trump's ear was meant for all of our heads. The ear bandage is a recognition of that intention.

Agreed. But it looks DUMB. Wish they would stop that shit. It's embarrassing.

 

[justoffal]

Trump truthfully said "they aren't after me. They are after you. I'm just standing in their way." That bullet that took off a piece of Trump's ear was meant for all of our heads. The ear bandage is a recognition of that intention.

Also he may need plastic surgery.

 

[petro]

If you ever had Covid of the ear, you wouldn't mock the ear diaper.

Just sayin'

 

[toobfreak]

The cult of the ear bandage​

It's all a ruse--- Trump wasn't hurt at all, he really is just hiding a secret
microphone under that ear bandage getting private messages from Putin!

 

[justoffal]

It's all a ruse--- Trump wasn't hurt at all, he really is just hiding a secret
microphone under that ear bandage getting private messages from Putin!



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[justoffal]

It's all a ruse--- Trump wasn't hurt at all, he really is just hiding a secret
microphone under that ear bandage getting private messages from Putin!



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Yup...
Putin is giving him orders underneath that little white patch!

 

[BluesLegend]

Remember when the Dimwinger Cult dressed up in their slave trade garb and kneeled in unison in the Capitol rotunda?


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The Dem CULT praying...God what a bunch of phonies. Dems you should be embarrassed.

 

[BluesLegend]

Remember when the Dimwinger Cult dressed up in their slave trade garb and kneeled in unison in the Capitol rotunda?


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NONE of these Dem moron fakes take a knee at home, guaranteed.

 

[BluesLegend]

Remember when the Dimwinger Cult dressed up in their slave trade garb and kneeled in unison in the Capitol rotunda?


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^^^ why Democrats have become a laughing stock.

 

[Tumblin Tumbleweed]

Mankind is nothing if not social.
For this reason groups of men orient easily into religious and social structures that have central themes and identities.

Usually there is something visible to identify with like a cross or a swastika. In this case we have....THE EAR BANDAGE...

Since the day after Thomas Crooks failed the democrats so grievously, leaving them in mourning and languishment; Yeah verily ripping their garments assunder and tearing out tufts of head hair by the roots!! ....There has appeared a new social order obsessed with square white worship!

These faithful adherents eat, drink and dream of one thing and one thing only...The ear bandage.

Soon after waking and choking down anything with caffeine in it, they assault their Internet access with bated breath and a flourish of anxiety mixed with feverish excitement in hopes of bringing up new images of the square, white mini God that dominates their every waking hour!

Moans of terror mixed with elation and ecstatic squealing can be heard from their abodes as they cascade through various angles of photographs displaying the damn-ned patch!

Is it a new one? Is this one bigger than yesterday's patch? Why does he still have it?

Can't somebody please try again? Arrrrgh....the damned patch! The cursed white square! I shall soon perish if it persists!

They look like a bunch of dorks.

 

[whitehall]

I guess the poster has never ben in the Military or a 1st Responder. They have tons of badges and insignia and patches signifying their rank and job. If you are far enough on the left you might think the little Flag lapel pins are cultish. Let it go lefties, everything you do is a freaking cult.

 

[BluesLegend]

^^^ why Democrats have become a laughing stock.

Oh wait...breaking news...Hillary is throwing her hat in the ring to replace Biden.

^^^ why Democrats have become a laughingstock.