The Front Porch Swing

[Pogo]

Can't sleep. Waah!

Now, go get a frying pan....

I bet she's got a home skillet?

 

[Michelle420]

This should be moved to the new lounge right?

 

[BDBoop]

See, I'm more uncomfortable with the sugar and sodium than anything else about soda, really.

That's true, me too and I really don't drink 'em. I have bought several Sierra Mists in the last couple of years, not so much to drink 'em as to exact revenge for having been given Sprite by default.

Far more often I'll have iced tea or better an iced tea/lemonade or limeade combo.

UNsweet of course. What they call "sweet tea" in the south is unsuitable for consumption by anything but a hummingbird. Which fattens 'em up for making hummingbird cake

I recently tried sweet tea. Holy /shudder

 

[BDBoop]

Can't sleep. Waah!

Now, go get a frying pan....

I bet she's got a home skillet?

You shoosh, you. >.>

 

[Pogo]

One fine morning I was setting up the work space, there was a man standing there drinking a diet Coke, smiling. "I don't drink coffee" he announced, "but I always enjoy my diet Coke". He took another satisfied swig. My lovely assistant peeped up from her desk and said, "you know, if you drop a cockroach in there it dissolves".

His face dropped and he walked away...

My response would have been, "got a cockroach handy?"

The bigger joke there [MENTION=20342]Ringel05[/MENTION] - is that the word "Handy" in German is slang for:

Cellphone.

IS it? After the Englishe wort?

Not quite the same thing but in Portuguese you can't end a word in a consonant (like Italian) so if you import such a word you commonly insert a spoken schwa on the end; meanwhile the letter R is (in Brazil) something like our H. As a result when Brazil imports the names of certain music genres the results are amusing. "Rock" gets pronounced "Hockey" and "Rap" is pronounced "happy".

The subgenre of which we're observing the 50th anniversary is spelled 'ie-ie-ie", pronounced "yeh yeh yeh".

 

[BDBoop]

Where do you go, Jake?

The Steiner up on Guardsman.

Manager for attachments does not seem to be working.

You can see it here.

Salt Lake City Sports Complex - Salt Lake County

Nice! Can practically smell the chlorine.

 

[BDBoop]

J

This should be moved to the new lounge right?

I have asked, yes.

 

[JakeStarkey]

That would be good.

 

[BDBoop]

Thanks for the lift, [MENTION=36528]cereal_killer[/MENTION] !!!

 

[Wolfsister77]

Sweet, we have a friendly lounge to relax in. Awesome.

 

[PixieStix]

oops, wrong thread, took a left turn. Sorry

 

[Derideo_Te]

oops, wrong thread, took a left turn. Sorry

You are more than welcome to stay if you like. You have a wonderful sense of humor.

 

[Pogo]

"Left turn"?

I'm righthanded myself, am I in the wrong place?
Damn southpaws... they're just... what is the word... sinister.

 

[Mertex]

J

This should be moved to the new lounge right?

I have asked, yes.

The Lounge....that's great....I'm so glad we have it.

and, so glad they moved this thread here....it should be a lot nicer and people can really enjoy posting in here....without any of the snark.....

 

[JakeStarkey]

Just so. A snark-free lounge.

 

[aaronleland]

without any of the snark.....

Damn. I guess I should leave.

 

[Mertex]

without any of the snark.....

Damn. I guess I should leave.

Why? Are you feeling a little snarky?

 

[koshergrl]

J

This should be moved to the new lounge right?

I have asked, yes.

The Lounge....that's great....I'm so glad we have it.

and, so glad they moved this thread here....it should be a lot nicer and people can really enjoy posting in here....without any of the snark.....

I know, huh!!!

A nice inclusive environment where everybody can relax!

 

[House]

"Left turn"?

I'm righthanded myself, am I in the wrong place?
Damn southpaws... they're just...

in their right mind... is the correct way to end that sentence.

 

[Mertex]

I thought this was the funniest of all the Super Bowl commercials......


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl0zw1YVZd4]Audi 2014 Big Game Commercial - Doberhuahua - YouTube[/ame]