The Front Porch Swing

[Mertex]

Since everything is always bigger in Texas does that include the bed bugs?

Dang right......here's a Texas bed bug....

Here's the ones in other states........

So now I understand why you don't want them biting Stat!

Exactly.....they would swallow him up......

 

[Derideo_Te]

Hope all is well with everyone tonight...

Thanks for that image, it will be one that I will use to lull me to sleep. A warm summer night on a yacht in a tranquil bay with the sounds of the water lapping at the hull.

 

[April]

Bed bugs suck!

 

[Synthaholic]

 

[BDBoop]

Awww!!!

"A baby seal walks into a club ..."

I'm never gonna forget that one, no matter how hard I try.

 

[Mertex]

Bed bugs suck!

They bite......

 

[BDBoop]

I thought they bit, then sucked. Am I wrong?

 

[BDBoop]

Yes. It's a blessing to be a telecommuter.

Except tonight.

I got a new phone for work. I need it for e-support, and my old one is a bit obsolete. So I plugged it in, and the minute I did so, I had a dial tone. It didn't matter if I had the handset plugged in and on or off the cradle, or what button I pushed. Finally, I was coming up on late for work, so I plugged in my old phone - and the right lens fell out of my glasses.

I can see three inches in front of my face without my glasses. I don't have one of those little screwdrivers (thankfully the little screw didn't take a wander. I would never have found it.), so I had to use my pinky nail.

I was five minutes late for a job where I was already sitting in the chair. How fail is that.

 

[bodecea]

A friend of ours has a rescue dog that looks like that...we call her Blanche..."I have always relied on the kindness of strangers"....

 

[Anitabeme]

Good GAWD! It looked so relaxing at the start, but now we have bedbugs???? YUK.

 

[BDBoop]

We wander.

 

[Pogo]

Bed bugs suck!

They bite......

And what happens when they're pregnant?

...wait for it...

-- they give birth in the spring.

 

[Wolfsister77]

What's really sad is I had to think about that one before I got it. I must be tired.

 

[BDBoop]

Question of the Day February 16, 2014. Anybody else a big reader?

 

[Pogo]

Question of the Day February 16, 2014. Anybody else a big reader?

Uh - - what's the question?

Whatever it is, my answer is "42".

 

[BDBoop]

Question of the Day February 16, 2014. Anybody else a big reader?

Uh - - what's the question?

Whatever it is, my answer is "42".

Get some sleep? The question is in green, and starts with the word 'anybody.'

 

[Statistikhengst]

It's 4:33 here in Texas....but I understand, you're on the wrong side of the world, so, nitey, nite....sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite......

Since everything is always bigger in Texas does that include the bed bugs?

Dang right......here's a Texas bed bug....

Here's the ones in other states........

Ewwwwwwww.........

 

[Statistikhengst]

Good GAWD! It looked so relaxing at the start, but now we have bedbugs???? YUK.

Anita!!! Woohooo!!! Whassup, babe?

[MENTION=43537]Anitabeme[/MENTION]

 

[Statistikhengst]

I thought they bit, then sucked. Am I wrong?

I will be good,
I will be good,
I will be good,
I will be good....

 

[BDBoop]

Wasabi and soy sauce almonds. One would think after I burned my mouth the first time I bought them, I would have learned my lesson.

Ouch?