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We all celebrate integrity in sports. This Sunday, The Integrity Bowl will once again do that.
West Virginia at Oklahoma State
The prize is a giant hardcover book, with "Integrity in the sport of College Football" written in gold leaf, along with the OSU and WVU logos. When you open the book, you find out it is hollow, because
THERE IS NO INTEGRITY in COLLEGE FOOTBALL
and instead in the hollowed out space is cash, dope, and exam answers...
West Virginia is best known as PacManU, as Adam Pacman Jones was a star player there. When the Titans did a background check on Pac, they found out he was never EVER arrested in Morgantown, WV. This is because every time the local cops did arrest Pac, they never booked him, because, according to Pac, they were "part of the Booster Club." Nice to know the local cops value the WL record of the local college football team more than YOUR SAFETY...
Oklahoma State is best known as Dexter Manley University, DMU, or even DUM... Dexter Manley was a HOF caliber DE for Washington during the Super Bowl years in the 1980s. Late in his career, Dexter admitted he could not read. To his credit, Dexter has been a literary activist and tours the country pushing kids to stay in school and keep trying. But for football purposes, it meant that of the OSU defense had 3 sacks, that was not conclusive proof they read the QB's jersey, because Dexter could have had all three.
When a scandal broke out at OSU athletics 9 years ago, Dexter was called before the panel Judge...
Now, Dexter, did you see any evidence classes were rigged to help the football players pass?
Dexter - well, your Honor, I don't know
How could you not know!!
Dexter - well, your Honor, I never went to class
WELCOME TO THE INTEGRITY BOWL!!!!
West Virginia at Oklahoma State
The prize is a giant hardcover book, with "Integrity in the sport of College Football" written in gold leaf, along with the OSU and WVU logos. When you open the book, you find out it is hollow, because
THERE IS NO INTEGRITY in COLLEGE FOOTBALL
and instead in the hollowed out space is cash, dope, and exam answers...
West Virginia is best known as PacManU, as Adam Pacman Jones was a star player there. When the Titans did a background check on Pac, they found out he was never EVER arrested in Morgantown, WV. This is because every time the local cops did arrest Pac, they never booked him, because, according to Pac, they were "part of the Booster Club." Nice to know the local cops value the WL record of the local college football team more than YOUR SAFETY...
Oklahoma State is best known as Dexter Manley University, DMU, or even DUM... Dexter Manley was a HOF caliber DE for Washington during the Super Bowl years in the 1980s. Late in his career, Dexter admitted he could not read. To his credit, Dexter has been a literary activist and tours the country pushing kids to stay in school and keep trying. But for football purposes, it meant that of the OSU defense had 3 sacks, that was not conclusive proof they read the QB's jersey, because Dexter could have had all three.
When a scandal broke out at OSU athletics 9 years ago, Dexter was called before the panel Judge...
Now, Dexter, did you see any evidence classes were rigged to help the football players pass?
Dexter - well, your Honor, I don't know
How could you not know!!
Dexter - well, your Honor, I never went to class
WELCOME TO THE INTEGRITY BOWL!!!!
