My fun ivolves calling a president a russian and a racistWhy the hell should he care? Is that what we're down to for you left wing fucking nut bags? If you won't subject yourself in person for our ridiculous ridicule you're a pussy. But if you dare criticize us being lying assholes you're killing the 1st amendment.Should tell you how pathetic the WHCD has become but I'm sure you'll never see it from that point of view. I do find it funny you want to blame the whole thing on Trump. Kinda shows where you come from.Fun fact: Every POTUS since Warren Harding has attended the WHCD. Until now.
Guess they had what we call "cojones".
As for Rump and his press threats: Here ya go, still at it.
Yep, that's Rumpleforeskin, the snowflake so fragile he actually tried to strongarm The Onion.
What other entity could you possibly blame for a fragile snowflake WIMP who can't handle jokes?
Brave Sir Rumple ran away he bravely ran away
When WHCD invites came out
so gallantly did he chicken out
His orangeness did turn to red
He courageously twitted his phone instead
Brave brave brave brave sir Rumple....
When given the chance to endear the press
He bravely withdrew in sulkiness
Congeniality he did disdain
Like a World War I graveyard in the rain
Brave brave brave brave sir Rumple....
He didn't run away actually and that's why you're upset. He actually ran right down the middle of your vaunted and loved press and stomped the shit out of them on his way through. Nobody ran away. Trump simply won and you can't deal with it.
When joking and merriment reared its head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Occasion for brevity, Orange Stout
Oh so bravely chicked out.
Brave brave brave brave sir Rumple....
He wouldn't participate
I'm fucked
I think that's a hykoo or something.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you won't let me call you names in public
fuck you!
There once was a man from nantucket
Who said he was going to make Trump suck it
When he failed and had a cock in his ass
He swore he'd never admit such an act
Here's to you and here's to me
May we never disagree
But if by chance we ever do ----
Then here's to me! Ta hell with you.