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It seems a liberal in a hot-air balloon is lost and late for an appointment and descends to ask a conservative for directions. The conservative pulls out a GPS device and tells him exactly where he is.
You must be a conservative, the balloon man says. The man on the ground asks how he knows that. The reply: Everything youve told me is technically correct, I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is, Im still lost. Frankly, you havent been very much help so far.
The conservative replies that the balloon guy must be a liberal. How does he know?
You dont know where youre going or where youve been, youve risen to where you are on hot air, and you made a promise that you have no idea how to keep. Now you expect me to solve your problems. The fact is, youre in the same place you were before we met and now its my fault!
You must be a conservative, the balloon man says. The man on the ground asks how he knows that. The reply: Everything youve told me is technically correct, I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is, Im still lost. Frankly, you havent been very much help so far.
The conservative replies that the balloon guy must be a liberal. How does he know?
You dont know where youre going or where youve been, youve risen to where you are on hot air, and you made a promise that you have no idea how to keep. Now you expect me to solve your problems. The fact is, youre in the same place you were before we met and now its my fault!