The Price Of Cherries

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I can buy a bag full for a few bucks:

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A 19-year-old Australian woman stirred controversy recently when she took out a classified ad to sell her virginity for $250,000, reports say.​

Aussie Woman Sells Virginity for $250K: ‘I Am Open for Everything’
by Warner Todd Huston
8 Jun 2017

Saying She'll Do 'Everything,' Aussie Girl Sells Her Virginity for $250K

Keep this old joke in mind if you are considering making a bid:

A young women convinced her soon-to-be-husband that she was a virgin. Worried that hubby would realize she lost her cherry several years earlier, on several occasions, she hit upon a plan.

When the big night arrived she inserted a piece of liver to feign a tight fit accompanied by the appropriate moans and groans.

After the marriage had been consummated the groom went to the bathroom. When he returned to the wedding bed he asked his blushing bride if she wanted to use the bathroom before he turned off the light.

She replied: “No.”

He replied: “In case you need it later your cherry is hanging on the hook behind the door.”
 

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