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My Niece came home today, and complained to me that $20 was stolen from her backpack at work today.
She works over at a place called "Slim Chickens".
This is what I told my niece, point blank.
Yeah well That's what the fuck you get when you decide you're an adult at 16 ready to go to work.
Your co-workers are minimum wage rat bum, uneducated convict motherfuckers.. and that's what you get when you hang around rat bum, uneducated, minimum wage, convict motherfuckers...
You get treated like a minimum wage, rat bum, uneducated, convict motherfucker.
So here's the deal little bitch.
You want to go be an adult, and go hang around minimum wage, uneducated, rat bum, convict motherfuckers from now until the day you die ?
Oh and btw... You're not making enough money to go buy a car, so you can shove that idea the fuck up your little ass.
Or do you want to be a kid, go to school, get rid of your ideas of driving a car before you should...
And Shut the fuck up and do what your mother says fuckin' do, when she says do it, how the fuck she says do it, and BECAUSE she fuckin' said so... because she's the fuckin' boss until the day you're 18..
and get the fuck up and go to school and get A's.
And in return... you get to be anything you want to be when you grow up ?
which is it ?
She stormed into her bedroom.
An hour later, she comes back and agrees to quit the job and go to school.
She works over at a place called "Slim Chickens".
This is what I told my niece, point blank.
Yeah well That's what the fuck you get when you decide you're an adult at 16 ready to go to work.
Your co-workers are minimum wage rat bum, uneducated convict motherfuckers.. and that's what you get when you hang around rat bum, uneducated, minimum wage, convict motherfuckers...
You get treated like a minimum wage, rat bum, uneducated, convict motherfucker.
So here's the deal little bitch.
You want to go be an adult, and go hang around minimum wage, uneducated, rat bum, convict motherfuckers from now until the day you die ?
Oh and btw... You're not making enough money to go buy a car, so you can shove that idea the fuck up your little ass.
Or do you want to be a kid, go to school, get rid of your ideas of driving a car before you should...
And Shut the fuck up and do what your mother says fuckin' do, when she says do it, how the fuck she says do it, and BECAUSE she fuckin' said so... because she's the fuckin' boss until the day you're 18..
and get the fuck up and go to school and get A's.
And in return... you get to be anything you want to be when you grow up ?
which is it ?
She stormed into her bedroom.
An hour later, she comes back and agrees to quit the job and go to school.
