‘Kimmel’ Writer Unleashes Vulgar, Sexist Rant Against Karen Pence
It's apparently essential to degrade, mock, and demean conservative women if you want to join the feminism club in 2018.
On Tuesday, Bess Kalb, a writer for late night host Jimmy Kimmel, made her claim to join the exclusive group with a sexist and vulgar rant aimed at Second Lady Karen Pence. Ironically, and unsurprisingly, Kalb is also quick to cry sexism when she receives push-back against her often asinine and hyperbolic political posts.
Seemingly triggered by Mrs. Pence's dress, Kalb unleashed, in call caps, of course: "OMG MOTHER KAREN TURNING IT OUT FOR QUEEN RAINA OF JORDAN HONEY YOU SEXY HATE-MONGERING BIGOT HOT NEW JERSEY AUNT!!!!!!!!!!!"
The entire thread fell in line with this tone, making demeaning comments and often invoking religious language to mock the Pence family's well-known and loudly professed faith.
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
25 Jun
OMG MOTHER KAREN TURNING IT OUT FOR QUEEN RAINA OF JORDAN HONEY YOU SEXY HATE-MONGERING BIGOT HOT NEW JERSEY AUNT!!!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/WuYsi2EVsC
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
MOTHER IS GETTING IT TONIGHT IN JESUS NAME!!!
6:16 PM - Jun 25, 2018
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Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
25 Jun
Replying to @bessbell
MOTHER IS GETTING IT TONIGHT IN JESUS NAME!!!
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
MOTHER MAY I??? OH YUS SHE CAN!!! MOTHER "KAREN" PENCE PICTURED WEARING THE LIVING CHRIST OUT OF THAT 1997 BEBE DRESS AND POORLY COORDINATED JESSICA SIMPSON SANDALS!
6:21 PM - Jun 25, 2018
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Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
25 Jun
Replying to @bessbell
MOTHER MAY I??? OH YUS SHE CAN!!! MOTHER "KAREN" PENCE PICTURED WEARING THE LIVING CHRIST OUT OF THAT 1997 BEBE DRESS AND POORLY COORDINATED JESSICA SIMPSON SANDALS!
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
#SPRUNGforMOTHER
6:22 PM - Jun 25, 2018
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Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
25 Jun
Replying to @bessbell
#SPRUNGforMOTHER
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
THIS JUST COMING THROUGH THE WIRES: MIKE "MIKE" PENCE WILL INDEED SERVE HIMSELF TWO GENEROUS SCOOPS OF MOTHER IN THE NAVAL OBSERVATORY THIS EVENING, HETEROSEXUALLY AND WITH AN UNNERVING AND FRANKLY UPSETTING GUSTO!
6:25 PM - Jun 25, 2018
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
25 Jun
Replying to @bessbell
THIS JUST COMING THROUGH THE WIRES: MIKE "MIKE" PENCE WILL INDEED SERVE HIMSELF TWO GENEROUS SCOOPS OF MOTHER IN THE NAVAL OBSERVATORY THIS EVENING, HETEROSEXUALLY AND WITH AN UNNERVING AND FRANKLY UPSETTING GUSTO!
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
MOTHER, THESE HAPHAZARDLY PLACED INNER-SHOULDER CUTOUTS ARE GIVING ME A SEXUAL MIGRAINE!
6:27 PM - Jun 25, 2018
"I am on vacation and I've had a whole mess of wine," the writer adds, before continuing her rant:
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
25 Jun
Replying to @bessbell
I am on vacation and I've had a whole mess of wine.
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
MOTHER LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BELT: HIGH UP? CHECK. SHINY? VERY. SEVERAL PRE-SCHOOL GIRL FLOWERS ON IT? I COUNT THREE. THIS BELT WAS A BIG CHOICE AND YOU MADE IT ON QUEEN RAINA DAY, MAMI!
6:31 PM - Jun 25, 2018
Then Kalb spoke of all the men surrounding Mrs. Pence "dreaming about ripping off that belt with his teeth."
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
25 Jun
Replying to @bessbell
MOTHER LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BELT: HIGH UP? CHECK. SHINY? VERY. SEVERAL PRE-SCHOOL GIRL FLOWERS ON IT? I COUNT THREE. THIS BELT WAS A BIG CHOICE AND YOU MADE IT ON QUEEN RAINA DAY, MAMI!
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
EVERY SINGLE MAN IN THIS PHOTO IS DREAMING ABOUT RIPPING OFF THAT BELT WITH HIS TEETH. pic.twitter.com/QyDBl2srGr
6:37 PM - Jun 25, 2018
Can't you just feel the female empowerment? Powerful.
It's apparently essential to degrade, mock, and demean conservative women if you want to join the feminism club in 2018.
On Tuesday, Bess Kalb, a writer for late night host Jimmy Kimmel, made her claim to join the exclusive group with a sexist and vulgar rant aimed at Second Lady Karen Pence. Ironically, and unsurprisingly, Kalb is also quick to cry sexism when she receives push-back against her often asinine and hyperbolic political posts.
Seemingly triggered by Mrs. Pence's dress, Kalb unleashed, in call caps, of course: "OMG MOTHER KAREN TURNING IT OUT FOR QUEEN RAINA OF JORDAN HONEY YOU SEXY HATE-MONGERING BIGOT HOT NEW JERSEY AUNT!!!!!!!!!!!"
The entire thread fell in line with this tone, making demeaning comments and often invoking religious language to mock the Pence family's well-known and loudly professed faith.
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
25 Jun
OMG MOTHER KAREN TURNING IT OUT FOR QUEEN RAINA OF JORDAN HONEY YOU SEXY HATE-MONGERING BIGOT HOT NEW JERSEY AUNT!!!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/WuYsi2EVsC
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
MOTHER IS GETTING IT TONIGHT IN JESUS NAME!!!
6:16 PM - Jun 25, 2018
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Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
25 Jun
Replying to @bessbell
MOTHER IS GETTING IT TONIGHT IN JESUS NAME!!!
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
MOTHER MAY I??? OH YUS SHE CAN!!! MOTHER "KAREN" PENCE PICTURED WEARING THE LIVING CHRIST OUT OF THAT 1997 BEBE DRESS AND POORLY COORDINATED JESSICA SIMPSON SANDALS!
6:21 PM - Jun 25, 2018
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Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
25 Jun
Replying to @bessbell
MOTHER MAY I??? OH YUS SHE CAN!!! MOTHER "KAREN" PENCE PICTURED WEARING THE LIVING CHRIST OUT OF THAT 1997 BEBE DRESS AND POORLY COORDINATED JESSICA SIMPSON SANDALS!
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
#SPRUNGforMOTHER
6:22 PM - Jun 25, 2018
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Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
25 Jun
Replying to @bessbell
#SPRUNGforMOTHER
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
THIS JUST COMING THROUGH THE WIRES: MIKE "MIKE" PENCE WILL INDEED SERVE HIMSELF TWO GENEROUS SCOOPS OF MOTHER IN THE NAVAL OBSERVATORY THIS EVENING, HETEROSEXUALLY AND WITH AN UNNERVING AND FRANKLY UPSETTING GUSTO!
6:25 PM - Jun 25, 2018
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
25 Jun
Replying to @bessbell
THIS JUST COMING THROUGH THE WIRES: MIKE "MIKE" PENCE WILL INDEED SERVE HIMSELF TWO GENEROUS SCOOPS OF MOTHER IN THE NAVAL OBSERVATORY THIS EVENING, HETEROSEXUALLY AND WITH AN UNNERVING AND FRANKLY UPSETTING GUSTO!
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
MOTHER, THESE HAPHAZARDLY PLACED INNER-SHOULDER CUTOUTS ARE GIVING ME A SEXUAL MIGRAINE!
6:27 PM - Jun 25, 2018
"I am on vacation and I've had a whole mess of wine," the writer adds, before continuing her rant:
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
25 Jun
Replying to @bessbell
I am on vacation and I've had a whole mess of wine.
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
MOTHER LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BELT: HIGH UP? CHECK. SHINY? VERY. SEVERAL PRE-SCHOOL GIRL FLOWERS ON IT? I COUNT THREE. THIS BELT WAS A BIG CHOICE AND YOU MADE IT ON QUEEN RAINA DAY, MAMI!
6:31 PM - Jun 25, 2018
Then Kalb spoke of all the men surrounding Mrs. Pence "dreaming about ripping off that belt with his teeth."
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
25 Jun
Replying to @bessbell
MOTHER LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BELT: HIGH UP? CHECK. SHINY? VERY. SEVERAL PRE-SCHOOL GIRL FLOWERS ON IT? I COUNT THREE. THIS BELT WAS A BIG CHOICE AND YOU MADE IT ON QUEEN RAINA DAY, MAMI!
Bess Kalb
✔@bessbell
EVERY SINGLE MAN IN THIS PHOTO IS DREAMING ABOUT RIPPING OFF THAT BELT WITH HIS TEETH. pic.twitter.com/QyDBl2srGr
6:37 PM - Jun 25, 2018
Can't you just feel the female empowerment? Powerful.
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