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PALM BEACH, Fla. – Sources within the Trump campaign reported that the former president and his team are seemingly overwhelmed with despair after pollsters found a group of teenage girls responded “ew” when asked about a second Trump term.
Donald Trump remains adamant that this phenomenon is “the worst a president has ever been treated.”
Tanner, speaking on her TikTok page. “Like, he said it with his weird, little butthole mouth and he was all clammy and gross. It was giving ‘Longlegs.’ Also, with Project 2025, Trump and his gross weirdos want to ban abortion, defund Planned Parenthood, and remove social security safety nets for our most vulnerable citizens. It is a flagrant abuse of power, an insult to the constitution, and it just made me think ‘how totally fucking gross, ew.’”
The whole thing is much longer and available here: Trump Campaign Powerless Against Group of Teenage Girls Saying "Ew"
For you trumpers who have been desperately trying to post something that's actually funny, this is how it's done.
Donald Trump remains adamant that this phenomenon is “the worst a president has ever been treated.”
Tanner, speaking on her TikTok page. “Like, he said it with his weird, little butthole mouth and he was all clammy and gross. It was giving ‘Longlegs.’ Also, with Project 2025, Trump and his gross weirdos want to ban abortion, defund Planned Parenthood, and remove social security safety nets for our most vulnerable citizens. It is a flagrant abuse of power, an insult to the constitution, and it just made me think ‘how totally fucking gross, ew.’”
The whole thing is much longer and available here: Trump Campaign Powerless Against Group of Teenage Girls Saying "Ew"
For you trumpers who have been desperately trying to post something that's actually funny, this is how it's done.