Trump says WH no place for lowlifes

[edward37]

Trump Says White House Is No Place for Lying Lowlife from Reality Show



By Andy Borowitz

11:26 A.M.

Photograph by Carlo Allegri / Reuters

BEDMINSTER, New Jersey (The Borowitz Report)—Blasting his former colleague Omarosa Manigault, Donald J. Trump said on Monday that “the White House is no place for a lying lowlife from a reality show.”

“People were impressed by Omarosa because they saw her on a TV show,” Trump told reporters from his golf course in Bedminster, New Jersey. “Well, I’ve got news for you: being on a reality show does not qualify you to work in the government.”

Explaining why he considered her a “lowlife,” Trump said, “She’s rude, abrasive, and offensive. Having someone like that in the White House is an embarrassment to our country.”

But worst of all, Trump said, was Omarosa’s lying, which he called “constant.”

“She can’t go a day without lying, and what’s more, she’s narcissistic and paranoid,” he said. “A psycho like that shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near the Situation Room.”

Pronouncing himself pleased that Omarosa was no longer in his Administration, Trump concluded his scorching remarks by saying, “The sooner we can rid the White House of reality-show con artists, the better off the country will be.”

 

[BlackFlag]

That must be why Trump spends most of his Presidency vacationing

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

Trump Says White House Is No Place for Lying Lowlife from Reality Show



By Andy Borowitz

11:26 A.M.

Photograph by Carlo Allegri / Reuters

BEDMINSTER, New Jersey (The Borowitz Report)—Blasting his former colleague Omarosa Manigault, Donald J. Trump said on Monday that “the White House is no place for a lying lowlife from a reality show.”

“People were impressed by Omarosa because they saw her on a TV show,” Trump told reporters from his golf course in Bedminster, New Jersey. “Well, I’ve got news for you: being on a reality show does not qualify you to work in the government.”

Explaining why he considered her a “lowlife,” Trump said, “She’s rude, abrasive, and offensive. Having someone like that in the White House is an embarrassment to our country.”

But worst of all, Trump said, was Omarosa’s lying, which he called “constant.”

“She can’t go a day without lying, and what’s more, she’s narcissistic and paranoid,” he said. “A psycho like that shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near the Situation Room.”

Pronouncing himself pleased that Omarosa was no longer in his Administration, Trump concluded his scorching remarks by saying, “The sooner we can rid the White House of reality-show con artists, the better off the country will be.”

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[nat4900]

“Well, I’ve got news for you: being on a reality show does not qualify you to work in the government.”

There is SO MUCH damn irony in that statement........LOL

 

[edward37]

“Well, I’ve got news for you: being on a reality show does not qualify you to work in the government.”

There is SO MUCH damn irony in that statement........LOL

Dr love already posted that ,,,I deleted mine

 

[nat4900]

The New York Times is called "the Old Gray Lady" because that's a polite way of referring to a corpse on public view until its casket is closed forever.

For you and other morons......

NYT readership
As of December 2017, the New York Times has a total of 3.5 million paid subscriptions in both print and digital versions, and more than 130 million monthly readers, more than double its audience two years previously.

 

[Nosmo King]

This report either came from The Onion or from a psychiatric textbook in the chapter describing Projection.

 

[Nosmo King]

Does the reporter work for Pot and Kettle Quarterly?

 

[edward37]

This report either came from The Onion or from a psychiatric textbook in the chapter describing Projection.

Borowitz Satire

 

[Rambunctious]

He said that to let Obama know he is not welcome to visit his old house....

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

The New York Times is called "the Old Gray Lady" because that's a polite way of referring to a corpse on public view until its casket is closed forever.

For you

NYT readership
As of December 2017, the New York Times (Italicize, moron) has a total of 3.5 million paid subscriptions in both print and digital versions, and more than 130 million monthly readers, more than double its audience two years previously.

Imprimatur Ut Imperemus (Let It Be Printed So That We May Rule)

Pravda smothered even more readers. All oligarchies publish bestselling brainwashing blankets.

 

[JWBooth]

Trump says WH no place for lowlifes

That pretty much negates access for every occupant since the building was constructed.

 

[Edgetho]

There’s a reason everyone hated her.

Via Daily Caller:

The Trump White House is not the first to be unsatisfied with the work performance of Omarosa Manigault, the former senior Trump staffer who already released secretly recorded conversations she had with the president and Chief of Staff John Kelly

Despite Manigault’s complaints that she was treated poorly in the Trump White House during her tenure as one of the highest paid staffers there, former “numerous” staffers for Vice President Al Gore’s office told The New York Times last year that she was a terrible employee for the then-vice president.

During her days on Trump’s NBC program The Apprentice, People Magazine reported in 2004 that she held four jobs within two years when she worked for the Clinton administration.

At 24 years of age, she scored an entry-level, $25,000-per-year post replying to invitations for the vice president. According to The Times, she left a mound of 13 months-worth of unanswered correspondence addressed to Gore below her desk.

People Magazine reported a former staffer said, “she didn’t do her job, and it got everybody in trouble.”

“She was the worst hire we ever made,” Mary Margaret Overbey, Gore’s former office administrator told The Times.

 

[Issa]

Trump Says White House Is No Place for Lying Lowlife from Reality Show



By Andy Borowitz

11:26 A.M.

Photograph by Carlo Allegri / Reuters

BEDMINSTER, New Jersey (The Borowitz Report)—Blasting his former colleague Omarosa Manigault, Donald J. Trump said on Monday that “the White House is no place for a lying lowlife from a reality show.”

“People were impressed by Omarosa because they saw her on a TV show,” Trump told reporters from his golf course in Bedminster, New Jersey. “Well, I’ve got news for you: being on a reality show does not qualify you to work in the government.”

Explaining why he considered her a “lowlife,” Trump said, “She’s rude, abrasive, and offensive. Having someone like that in the White House is an embarrassment to our country.”

But worst of all, Trump said, was Omarosa’s lying, which he called “constant.”

“She can’t go a day without lying, and what’s more, she’s narcissistic and paranoid,” he said. “A psycho like that shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near the Situation Room.”

Pronouncing himself pleased that Omarosa was no longer in his Administration, Trump concluded his scorching remarks by saying, “The sooner we can rid the White House of reality-show con artists, the better off the country will be.”

Did the orange just describe himself ?? Hahahhaha what a clown. Please everybody let's vote for him for a second term, but give the majority in the house and Senate to the democrats.....the tantrums we will see every day LOL.

 

[Edgetho]

How petty can dimocrap scum get?

Very petty. Just ask the Bezos-owned WaPo (aka; Pravda West)

Can you imagine the time someone took to review all the pics of all the bikers and their patches to come up with this? Crazy.

Via Daily Caller:

The Washington Post published an article on Monday complaining that President Trump posed next to a biker wearing a “sexist” patch on his vest.

Trump met with supporters in the “Bikers For Trump” group over the weekend and posed for photos with some of the group’s members at the Trump National Golf Club in New Jersey.

The bikers typically wear vests with dozens of various patches on them, and the Washington Post zoomed in on the photos of the bikers with the president to see what the patches said.

One of the patches seemed to ruffle the feathers of one reporter, who called it “sexist.” The patch in question features an image of a topless woman with guns covering her breasts and the caption, “I [heart] guns and t***ies.”

 

[edward37]

How petty can dimocrap scum get?

Very petty. Just ask the Bezos-owned WaPo (aka; Pravda West)

Can you imagine the time someone took to review all the pics of all the bikers and their patches to come up with this? Crazy.

Via Daily Caller:

The Washington Post published an article on Monday complaining that President Trump posed next to a biker wearing a “sexist” patch on his vest.

Trump met with supporters in the “Bikers For Trump” group over the weekend and posed for photos with some of the group’s members at the Trump National Golf Club in New Jersey.

The bikers typically wear vests with dozens of various patches on them, and the Washington Post zoomed in on the photos of the bikers with the president to see what the patches said.

One of the patches seemed to ruffle the feathers of one reporter, who called it “sexist.” The patch in question features an image of a topless woman with guns covering her breasts and the caption, “I [heart] guns and t***ies.”

Did they all have Trumpy bears??

 

[Harpy Eagle]

How petty can dimocrap scum get?

Very petty. Just ask the Bezos-owned WaPo (aka; Pravda West)

Can you imagine the time someone took to review all the pics of all the bikers and their patches to come up with this? Crazy.

Via Daily Caller:

The Washington Post published an article on Monday complaining that President Trump posed next to a biker wearing a “sexist” patch on his vest.

Trump met with supporters in the “Bikers For Trump” group over the weekend and posed for photos with some of the group’s members at the Trump National Golf Club in New Jersey.

The bikers typically wear vests with dozens of various patches on them, and the Washington Post zoomed in on the photos of the bikers with the president to see what the patches said.

One of the patches seemed to ruffle the feathers of one reporter, who called it “sexist.” The patch in question features an image of a topless woman with guns covering her breasts and the caption, “I [heart] guns and t***ies.”

The problem with the patch is that they are out of order, titties are much better than guns!

 

[Flash]

We had a family of lowlifes living in the White House from 2009-2016. Even worse than that trailer trash that lived there from 1992-2000.

 

[g5000]

This report either came from The Onion or from a psychiatric textbook in the chapter describing Projection.

Borowitz Satire

Exactly.

If you follow the link in the OP, it plainly says in big letters "Satire from the Borowitz Report".

This is a good burn of the people who never read links.

 

[Meathead]

Trump Says White House Is No Place for Lying Lowlife from Reality Show



By Andy Borowitz

11:26 A.M.

Photograph by Carlo Allegri / Reuters

BEDMINSTER, New Jersey (The Borowitz Report)—Blasting his former colleague Omarosa Manigault, Donald J. Trump said on Monday that “the White House is no place for a lying lowlife from a reality show.”

“People were impressed by Omarosa because they saw her on a TV show,” Trump told reporters from his golf course in Bedminster, New Jersey. “Well, I’ve got news for you: being on a reality show does not qualify you to work in the government.”

Explaining why he considered her a “lowlife,” Trump said, “She’s rude, abrasive, and offensive. Having someone like that in the White House is an embarrassment to our country.”

But worst of all, Trump said, was Omarosa’s lying, which he called “constant.”

“She can’t go a day without lying, and what’s more, she’s narcissistic and paranoid,” he said. “A psycho like that shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near the Situation Room.”

Pronouncing himself pleased that Omarosa was no longer in his Administration, Trump concluded his scorching remarks by saying, “The sooner we can rid the White House of reality-show con artists, the better off the country will be.”

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