Trump Vows To Unite Nation Against Common Enemy Of Other Americans

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Addressing supporters at his latest rally, former President Donald Trump vowed over the weekend to unite the nation against the common enemy of other Americans. “We must come together to defeat the scourge that is our fellow Americans,” said the Republican presidential nominee, who reportedly spoke from the heart as he called upon every member of the U.S. populace to stand together against one another. “Look to your right. Now look to your left. Every man, woman, and child you see? We will fight them all. With your support, the American people will be defeated once and for all.” At press time, Trump promised that by the end of his second term, there wouldn’t be a single American remaining.

Trump Vows To Unite Nation Against Common Enemy Of Other Americans

GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Addressing supporters at his latest rally, former President Donald Trump vowed over the weekend to unite the nation against the common enemy of other Americans. “We must come together to defeat the scourge that is our fellow Americans,” said the Republican presidential nominee...

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Addressing supporters at his latest rally, former President Donald Trump vowed over the weekend to unite the nation against the common enemy of other Americans. “We must come together to defeat the scourge that is our fellow Americans,” said the Republican presidential nominee, who reportedly spoke from the heart as he called upon every member of the U.S. populace to stand together against one another. “Look to your right. Now look to your left. Every man, woman, and child you see? We will fight them all. With your support, the American people will be defeated once and for all.” At press time, Trump promised that by the end of his second term, there wouldn’t be a single American remaining.

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You could have chsnged the name from trump to harris and the satire would work just as well

 

[Crepitus]

You could have chsnged the name from trump to harris and the satire would work just as well

LOL, nope

 

[rampart]

Addressing supporters at his latest rally, former President Donald Trump vowed over the weekend to unite the nation against the common enemy of other Americans. “We must come together to defeat the scourge that is our fellow Americans,” said the Republican presidential nominee, who reportedly spoke from the heart as he called upon every member of the U.S. populace to stand together against one another. “Look to your right. Now look to your left. Every man, woman, and child you see? We will fight them all. With your support, the American people will be defeated once and for all.” At press time, Trump promised that by the end of his second term, there wouldn’t be a single American remaining.

Trump Vows To Unite Nation Against Common Enemy Of Other Americans

GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Addressing supporters at his latest rally, former President Donald Trump vowed over the weekend to unite the nation against the common enemy of other Americans. “We must come together to defeat the scourge that is our fellow Americans,” said the Republican presidential nominee...

www.theonion.com

the hobbsian war of all against all. the conservative's vision of the world.

 

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Addressing supporters at his latest rally, former President Donald Trump vowed over the weekend to unite the nation against the common enemy of other Americans. “We must come together to defeat the scourge that is our fellow Americans,” said the Republican presidential nominee, who reportedly spoke from the heart as he called upon every member of the U.S. populace to stand together against one another. “Look to your right. Now look to your left. Every man, woman, and child you see? We will fight them all. With your support, the American people will be defeated once and for all.” At press time, Trump promised that by the end of his second term, there wouldn’t be a single American remaining.

Trump Vows To Unite Nation Against Common Enemy Of Other Americans

GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Addressing supporters at his latest rally, former President Donald Trump vowed over the weekend to unite the nation against the common enemy of other Americans. “We must come together to defeat the scourge that is our fellow Americans,” said the Republican presidential nominee...

www.theonion.com

Trump's theme is good, but your synopsis of it is horrible and a lie.

 

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You could have chsnged the name from trump to harris and the satire would work just as well

Waaaaaaaaahahahaha... call a Wahmbulance willya.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Trump's theme is good, but your synopsis of it is horrible and a lie.

Satire -- Whoooosh ---

 

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Trump's theme is good, but your synopsis of it is horrible and a lie.

the onion, as it often does, pegs trump's foolishness.

societies that value cooperation are necessary for civilization, and for christianity..

 

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Trump was,talking to Republicans. We know that our enemies are democrats and we must unite to obliterate that danger.

This isn't as much satire as it is painful truth.

 

[rampart]

Trump was,talking to Republicans. We know that our enemies are democrats and we must unite to obliterate that danger.

bring it on. you keep talking shit, now swing.

 

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OP....Will you have an answer that suits this guy?

 

[EvilCat Breath]

bring it on. you keep talking shit, now swing.

Another democrat who knows they won't accept the results of an election they can win by assassination.

 

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Waaaaaaaaahahahaha... call a Wahmbulance willya.

Just sayin’

 

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Just sayin’

Trump vowed to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it.

Hmm...

 

[Crepitus]

OP....Will you have an answer that suits this guy?


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I dunno.

Who is he?

 

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Trump vowed to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it.

Hmm...

Trump went too far with the “make mexico pay for it” scthick

But this should not be an ego contest between libs and trump

America needs the wall to stop the alien invasion

 

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Another democrat who knows they won't accept the results of an election they can win by assassination.

You need to stop blaming Democrats for the republican on republican violence problem.

 

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Trump went too far with the “make mexico pay for it” scthick

But this should not be an ego contest between libs and trump

America needs the wall to stop the alien invasion

Hoe much of a wall did Trump oversee building before he lost interest?

Trump wall: How much has he actually built?

What happened to President Trump's long-promised wall? How much of it got built? And how effective has it been?

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Hoe much of a wall did Trump oversee building before he lost interest?

Trump wall: How much has he actually built?

What happened to President Trump's long-promised wall? How much of it got built? And how effective has it been?

www.bbc.com

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Trump never lost intetest

Demos and never trump repubs did everything they could to slow or stop the wall from being built