Trumps plan lacks specifics

[eddiew]

Trump's Plan to Randomly Shoot People Lacks Details, Random Shooters Say

By Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker​

25 January 16​

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The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report."

ne day after Donald Trump claimed that he could shoot people on New York’s Fifth Avenue and not lose support, a leading member of the random-shooting community complained that the billionaire’s random-shooting plan lacks specifics.​

Harland Dorrinson, who heads the largest association of random shooters in the nation, said that Trump’s Fifth Avenue plan “lacked many of the key ingredients necessary for a credible random shooting.”​

“There’s no weapons cache, no twisted manifesto to be found later by authorities,” Dorrinson said. “To anyone in the random-shooting world, Trump’s plan fails on so many levels.”​

Moreover, he said, Trump has not put in the many years of solitary seething that most random shooters deem mandatory.​

“Before you do a random shooting, you’re supposed to be quiet and keep to yourself,” he said. “Trump is always shouting at thousands of people.”​

Dorrinson added that although many random shooters have been in the Trump camp thus far, the candidate’s vague random-shooting “plan” is now giving them pause.​

“Donald Trump made it sound like a random shooting is just the easiest thing in the world,” he said. “At the end of the day, random shooters find that hurtful.”​

 

[jknowgood]

Ole Hilary was on the Sunday shows saying how our healthcare system is a failure. I thought Obama solved that problem. Is Hillary a racist?

 

[eddiew]

the problem is far from solved but it could have been if your pubs got off their asses to help not destroy health care bill Afraid to give Obama a victory??

 

[jknowgood]

the problem is far from solved but it could have been if your pubs got off their asses to help not destroy health care bill Afraid to give Obama a victory??

No, Obama rushed through obamacare, got everything he wanted in it. Without any republicans having anything to do with it. Democrats fully own obamacare. Hillary states it's a failure, and I thought that was Obama's biggest accomplishment. Now it's a failure?

 

[jon_berzerk]

Trump's Plan to Randomly Shoot People Lacks Details, Random Shooters Say

By Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker
25 January 16

The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report."

ne day after Donald Trump claimed that he could shoot people on New York’s Fifth Avenue and not lose support, a leading member of the random-shooting community complained that the billionaire’s random-shooting plan lacks specifics.​

Harland Dorrinson, who heads the largest association of random shooters in the nation, said that Trump’s Fifth Avenue plan “lacked many of the key ingredients necessary for a credible random shooting.”
“There’s no weapons cache, no twisted manifesto to be found later by authorities,” Dorrinson said. “To anyone in the random-shooting world, Trump’s plan fails on so many levels.”
Moreover, he said, Trump has not put in the many years of solitary seething that most random shooters deem mandatory.
“Before you do a random shooting, you’re supposed to be quiet and keep to yourself,” he said. “Trump is always shouting at thousands of people.”
Dorrinson added that although many random shooters have been in the Trump camp thus far, the candidate’s vague random-shooting “plan” is now giving them pause.
“Donald Trump made it sound like a random shooting is just the easiest thing in the world,” he said. “At the end of the day, random shooters find that hurtful.”​

thanks eds