Trump's Wall First Design Team Charrette

[CrusaderFrank]

The upshot of our first design team meeting regarding Trump's Wall is as follows:

• The Wall will be more like Hadrian's Wall than the Great Wall of China. It will have extensive camera and security posts and stations for armed guards and sentries.
• The Wall will actually be several different types of wall taking into account the terrain features. Where there is water, rather than build a Wall, we will stock it Amazon Candiru fish, which have a nasty habit of swimming into the penis and we will post graphic signs accordingly. This should deter illegal entry at these points.
• We decided to use unskilled labor for large, menial parts of it. We have a large supply of Hillary/Sander supporters who would be perfect here. We could tell them it's a free college class on construction
• We thought that we would team the unskilled Democrats with skill immigrant workers. The skilled, Christian, family oriented, American loving immigrants would work on the north facade of the wall, the Hillary supporters on the South. We figured it will take a few weeks after the Wall is complete for the Hillary supporters to figure out what just happened

Next Charrette is scheduled for the same time next week

 

[g5000]

And there will be guys in horned helmets swinging spiked balls on chains (flails). And tanks which shoot steel-jacketed midgets trained to land on your nuts.

If you are going to sneak into America, be sure to wear a cup.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

And there will be guys in horned helmets swinging spiked balls on chains. And tanks which shoot steel-jacketed midgets trained to land on your nuts.

If you are going to sneak into America, be sure to wear a cup.

^ South-side Wall worker

 

[g5000]

There will also be giant mousetrap-like devices, baited with food stamps. The days of catch and release are over!

 

[boilermaker55]

Typical teabagger.
Do your own work.

The upshot of our first design team meeting regarding Trump's Wall is as follows:

• The Wall will be more like Hadrian's Wall than the Great Wall of China. It will have extensive camera and security posts and stations for armed guards and sentries.
• The Wall will actually be several different types of wall taking into account the terrain features. Where there is water, rather than build a Wall, we will stock it Amazon Candiru fish, which have a nasty habit of swimming into the penis and we will post graphic signs accordingly. This should deter illegal entry at these points.
• We decided to use unskilled labor for large, menial parts of it. We have a large supply of Hillary/Sander supporters who would be perfect here. We could tell them it's a free college class on construction
• We thought that we would team the unskilled Democrats with skill immigrant workers. The skilled, Christian, family oriented, American loving immigrants would work on the north facade of the wall, the Hillary supporters on the South. We figured it will take a few weeks after the Wall is complete for the Hillary supporters to figure out what just happened

Next Charrette is scheduled for the same time next week

 

[g5000]

And there will be guys in horned helmets swinging spiked balls on chains. And tanks which shoot steel-jacketed midgets trained to land on your nuts.

If you are going to sneak into America, be sure to wear a cup.

^ South-side Wall worker

^Is stealing my ideas for the next meeting.

 

[The Great Goose]

The morale in the people building, maintaining and manning that wall will be sky high.

Like newly weds with a new house.

 

[Rozman]

I liked the wall that they used in the movie Troy...
And the one they had in one of the LOTR movies.....

If it's not like either of these don't waste my fucking time...
And none of this virtual wall that I've been hearing a lot about.