TSA searching cars parked at the airport

[R.C. Christian]

We should put dog shit in their mailboxes.

Hah, I was 14 once too.

So you disagree?

I could just as easily put a pipe bomb in there but that would be too rash. I think for now humiliation and a non scheduled ass kicking will suffice. Not a bad ass kicking but just a humiliating cavity search, feel up, and a few broken ribs at gun point. I'm relatively certain that would get the point across. A dark alley is also useful.