UKIPS new leader

[Tommy Tainant]

Think about it for a moment.

He has all the statesmanlke qualities we associate with a UKIP politician.

Failed businesses
Tax Dodging
Hates darkies
Misogyny.
Hypocrisy
The list goes on.

He also appeals to UKIPS key demographic - stupid people.

In a few weeks he is going to find time weighing heavy on him and will be looking for a new challenge. What bigger challenge s there than trying to breath life into the Kipper corpse ?

 

[GLASNOST]

He has all the statesmanlke qualities we associate with a UKIP politician.

One obvious difference is that his speeches are incoherent and he uses no logic to support his views. Nigel Farage can speak, and he uses logic, no matter one agrees with him or not.

 

[The Great Goose]

And where Farage uses balls the size of dump trucks, Trump uses his wealth to enable him to beat political correctness.