Venezuelan Leader Gives America a Lesson

[Xanzia]

So, the American people want power? They think that Trump is giving it to them because he says he is. Well, that's just talk. By contrast, Maduro, Venezuelan President has floated the idea of a "People's Congress" with the very special responsibility of re-writing the Constitution. If there is one thing that America needs, it is philosophical renewal best achieved by a new Constitution. But, the only philosophy the American people know is "me first", so that would probably go very badly here.

 

[williepete]

Venezuela is doing so well compared to the U.S., we should definitely drop everything we're doing and copy all their policies.

To do anything less would be remiss.

 

[Correll]

So, the American people want power? They think that Trump is giving it to them because he says he is. Well, that's just talk. By contrast, Maduro, Venezuelan President has floated the idea of a "People's Congress" with the very special responsibility of re-writing the Constitution. If there is one thing that America needs, it is philosophical renewal best achieved by a new Constitution. But, the only philosophy the American people know is "me first", so that would probably go very badly here.

So, are you a marxist?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

my only concern regarding venezueala is where all of the dogs are hiding

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

So, the American people want power? They think that Trump is giving it to them because he says he is. Well, that's just talk. By contrast, Maduro, Venezuelan President has floated the idea of a "People's Congress" with the very special responsibility of re-writing the Constitution. If there is one thing that America needs, it is philosophical renewal best achieved by a new Constitution. But, the only philosophy the American people know is "me first", so that would probably go very badly here.

Yeah, you're a dumbass & you're going straight to ignore.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

So, the American people want power? They think that Trump is giving it to them because he says he is. Well, that's just talk. By contrast, Maduro, Venezuelan President has floated the idea of a "People's Congress" with the very special responsibility of re-writing the Constitution. If there is one thing that America needs, it is philosophical renewal best achieved by a new Constitution. But, the only philosophy the American people know is "me first", so that would probably go very badly here.

^^^^ Should be posted in the Political Satire section

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Venezuela is doing so well compared to the U.S., we should definitely drop everything we're doing and copy all their policies.

To do anything less would be remiss.

That's what is wrong with America, you have an adequate supply of toilet paper....you all need to incinerate every roll of toilet paper across America....if you don't America isn't going to survive as a nation

Venezuela is sans toilet paper and look how great Venezuela is doing

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

So, the American people want power? They think that Trump is giving it to them because he says he is. Well, that's just talk. By contrast, Maduro, Venezuelan President has floated the idea of a "People's Congress" with the very special responsibility of re-writing the Constitution. If there is one thing that America needs, it is philosophical renewal best achieved by a new Constitution. But, the only philosophy the American people know is "me first", so that would probably go very badly here.

So, are you a marxist?

 

[MACAULAY]

I think this O. P. was made from a poorly secured Mental Facility....obviously one run by some corrupt and inefficient government bureaucracy.

Wants to copy Venezuela.

Thats a slam dunk for a padded cell.

 

[Timmy]

What's wrong with the constitution?

 

[mdk]

So, the American people want power? They think that Trump is giving it to them because he says he is. Well, that's just talk. By contrast, Maduro, Venezuelan President has floated the idea of a "People's Congress" with the very special responsibility of re-writing the Constitution. If there is one thing that America needs, it is philosophical renewal best achieved by a new Constitution. But, the only philosophy the American people know is "me first", so that would probably go very badly here.

 

[Norman]

So, the American people want power? They think that Trump is giving it to them because he says he is. Well, that's just talk. By contrast, Maduro, Venezuelan President has floated the idea of a "People's Congress" with the very special responsibility of re-writing the Constitution. If there is one thing that America needs, it is philosophical renewal best achieved by a new Constitution. But, the only philosophy the American people know is "me first", so that would probably go very badly here.

Next he should give America a lesson on how to wipe one's ass without toilet paper.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Venezuela is doing so well compared to the U.S., we should definitely drop everything we're doing and copy all their policies.

To do anything less would be remiss.

That's what is wrong with America, you have an adequate supply of toilet paper....you all need to incinerate every roll of toilet paper across America....if you don't America isn't going to survive as a nation

Venezuela is sans toilet paper and look how great Venezuela is doing

the welcome signs of Venezueala should now read,,,,,welcome to venezuela,,this is America if Hillary had won

 

[Avatar4321]

Convention of states is already working on a constitutional convention. Don't care what Venezuela has to say

 

[Rexx Taylor]

so does anyone know how much a cheeseburger is in venezuela and what kind of animal meat it is?

 

[HenryBHough]

Election coming soon in Venezuela!

Countless names you won't recognize but a few you might:

Bernie Sanders
Elizabeth (Fauxahontas) Warren
Jeremy Corbyn

Fortunately Venezuela, like America, has no country of origin inhibitions.

 

[Yousaidwhat]

my only concern regarding venezueala is where all of the dogs are hiding

All breeds are now extinct.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

So, the American people want power? They think that Trump is giving it to them because he says he is. Well, that's just talk. By contrast, Maduro, Venezuelan President has floated the idea of a "People's Congress" with the very special responsibility of re-writing the Constitution. If there is one thing that America needs, it is philosophical renewal best achieved by a new Constitution. But, the only philosophy the American people know is "me first", so that would probably go very badly here.

So, are you a marxist?

Of course they have to be a Marxist, only a Marxist would hold up a disaster such as Venezuela as an example to emulate by any nation.

Total insanity.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

my only concern regarding venezueala is where all of the dogs are hiding

All the Venezuelan dogs darling are stranded on the America/Mexican border waiting for darkness so they can become Illegal Immigrant Dogs....well the dogs that haven't been eaten by the Venezuelans of course due to the people running out of food.

 

[Ringel05]

Venezuela is doing so well compared to the U.S., we should definitely drop everything we're doing and copy all their policies.

To do anything less would be remiss.

That's what is wrong with America, you have an adequate supply of toilet paper....you all need to incinerate every roll of toilet paper across America....if you don't America isn't going to survive as a nation

Venezuela is sans toilet paper and look how great Venezuela is doing

We have the three sea shells........