percysunshine
Diamond Member
UPDATE:
Weiners Weiner Gets $50,000 Offer to Become Spokesthing for Dating Website
take the money Tony, you may need it...
The letter from the CEO is hysterical.
To be clear, were not just looking for another figure head, were looking for someone, a rich sugar daddy, who truly embodies the spirit of SugarSugar.com, as is apparent by your lust for younger women on the internet. At the same time, were looking for someone who is level-headed and will refrain from blowing their load amidst the harsh lights of the media circus your picture has aroused.
SugarSugar.com will offer you $50,000, but you can feel free to lie about the size of your paycheck. Were happy to stuff your pockets, and this will be the easiest money youll ever come by. We would love for you to Tweet about our website as well, however long it may take for you to type 140 characters with the one finger hunt and peck method
We need a firm answer by the stroke of midnight; otherwise, well be forced to give you the shaft and instead extend our offer to Plaxico Burress, who weve heard also prefers to keep a loaded pistol in the crotch of his pants.
This stuff just writes itself.