What Music Would Repel You If You Were A Somali Pirate?

[boedicca]

So.

- Boat crews use Britney Spears music to keep Somali Pirates at bay
- McDonalds is now using OPERA to drive away loitering teens
- The Army used Heavy Metal to torment Noriega

Which causes me to wonder what music would repel/torment moi.

There are many hideous songs in the Pantheon of Horrid Music, but this one is the one I loathe the most:

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[Sallow]

When I owned a bar and wanted to clean it out?

I switched on the lights and played Polka Music.

That did the trick.

 

[boedicca]

Ana one ana two...

Oh snap.

 

[Stashman]

This should do it. If not their not going anywhere.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eQQKVKjifQ]Tiptoe through the tulips- Tiny Tim LYRICS ON SCREEN - YouTube[/ame]

 

[JWBooth]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ffL573XI50"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_47KVJV8DU[/ame]

 

[Borillar]

Anything by Yoko Ono.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68]Yoko Ono Screaming at Art Show! (Original) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Sweet_Caroline]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk]Right Said Fred - I`m Too Sexy (The Original) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[hangover]

What Music Would Repel You If You Were A Somali Pirate?

Probably none. Their interest is in thieving. They're no different than any other pirates.

 

[High_Gravity]

Kanye West.

 

[daveman]

Kanye West.

Beat me to it.

Even Kim K naked in his newest video can't distract from how utterly horribly he performs the song and its utterly horrible lyrics.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuBd3bDdALM]Kanye West - Bound 2 ft. Kim Kardashian 'Official Video' on Ellen - YouTube[/ame]


It's like he lost a bet and had to record the worst song possible.