Who do you want protecting you?

[Truth2Know]

Your life has been threatened by some seriously bad foreign actors because of inflammatory posts on the USMB. Because of your importance, 5 Marines have been dispatched to guard you 24/7.

No fraternization is allow.

Pick your protectors.

U.S. Marine force apologizes for tweets defending servicewomen (usatoday.com)

 

[there4eyeM]

Who(sic) do you want protecting you?
(should be "whom")
The "Allmighty".
Or, we could ask, "protect us from what?"

 

[Moonglow]

By the time the Marines would show up I'd have already killed them all..

 

[norwegen]

The other day my neighbor, a young woman, asked me over to help her with an emergency.

When I got there, she handed me her shoe and asked me to kill a spider.

 

[Uncensored2008]

By the time the Marines would show up I'd have already killed them all..

No one is getting past your PS4 controller and aimbot....

 

[there4eyeM]

The other day my neighbor, a young woman, asked me over to help her with an emergency.

When I got there, she handed me her shoe and asked me to kill a spider.

We're waiting to hear what she took off next.

 

[BULLDOG]

The other day my neighbor, a young woman, asked me over to help her with an emergency.

When I got there, she handed me her shoe and asked me to kill a spider.

$1000 says she wasn't a Marine.

 

[TheParser]

Seriously.

Only men could have fought on Iwo Jima.

And only men should be on submarines. A few years back under President Obama, women were assigned to submarines. This is just asking for trouble. And there were a few reported incidents. Others were no doubt covered up. Hopefully, someone in the Navy has had the common sense to cancel this example of "diversity."

 

[norwegen]

The other day my neighbor, a young woman, asked me over to help her with an emergency.

When I got there, she handed me her shoe and asked me to kill a spider.

$1000 says she wasn't a Marine.

$1000 says I wasn't, either.

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

The other day my neighbor, a young woman, asked me over to help her with an emergency.

When I got there, she handed me her shoe and asked me to kill a spider.

I never thought this would happen to me........

 

[BULLDOG]

The other day my neighbor, a young woman, asked me over to help her with an emergency.

When I got there, she handed me her shoe and asked me to kill a spider.

$1000 says she wasn't a Marine.

$1000 says I wasn't, either.

So 2 pussies vs a spider?

 

[Mr Natural]

The other day my neighbor, a young woman, asked me over to help her with an emergency.

When I got there, she handed me her shoe and asked me to kill a spider.

She was putting the moves on you.

Unlike us guys, women can be subtle.

 

[there4eyeM]

The other day my neighbor, a young woman, asked me over to help her with an emergency.

When I got there, she handed me her shoe and asked me to kill a spider.

$1000 says she wasn't a Marine.

$1000 says I wasn't, either.

So 2 pussies vs a spider?

Cats often play with spiders.

 

[TNHarley]

The other day my neighbor, a young woman, asked me over to help her with an emergency.

When I got there, she handed me her shoe and asked me to kill a spider.

She was putting the moves on you.

Unlike us guys, women can be subtle.

"come here girl, lemme shove this lollipop down your throat" is pretty fuckin subtle.

 

[whitehall]

It's not the role of the U.S. Military to protect individual citizens on American soil. We have a convoluted system of homeland security that involves tens of thousand of personnel. Apparently the CIA and the FBI hasn't got much to do since they were attacking the president for the last four years.

 

[WinterBorn]

If a woman completed US Marine Corp boot camp, I have no problem letting her guard me. A marine is a marine is a marine.

 

[norwegen]

The other day my neighbor, a young woman, asked me over to help her with an emergency.

When I got there, she handed me her shoe and asked me to kill a spider.

$1000 says she wasn't a Marine.

$1000 says I wasn't, either.

So 2 pussies vs a spider?

Exactly; every man who wasn't a marine is a pussy.

You shure is smart.

 

[Mr Natural]

"come here girl, lemme shove this lollipop down your throat" is pretty fuckin subtle.

"Hey Baby, mind if I try out my bowling grip?" might not be subtle enough.

 

[Harry Dresden]

The other day my neighbor, a young woman, asked me over to help her with an emergency.

When I got there, she handed me her shoe and asked me to kill a spider.

was she hot?....

 

[norwegen]

The other day my neighbor, a young woman, asked me over to help her with an emergency.

When I got there, she handed me her shoe and asked me to kill a spider.

was she hot?....

Not really. Her air conditioner was on.