g5000
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- Nov 26, 2011
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Hillary's gone, and never coming back. I know you think she's going to run in 2016, but she isn't.
Palin's gone, like that piece of toilet paper that's been stuck to your shoe since 2008 that you finally shook off. She's not going to run in 2016.
Biden? There's a good chance he will run.
So I had a crazy thought.
Biden was in the Senate for...like...forever. He's got a legislative record going back decades.
And then there's that handsome devil Paul Ryan. He also has a legislative record and lots of ideas on how to balance the budget.
So...maybe, we could...I don't know...examine their legislative records and policies and white papers with an objective eye and determine what we could expect from each of them as a President.
Naaaaaaaaah! What was I thinking?
Let's talk about the rumors Biden threw puppies into rush hour traffic while snorting cocaine out of Karl Marx's ass instead! And while we are at it, let's blame him for the deaths of his wife and daughter!
Or how about that Paul Ryan pre-school homosexual prostitution ring?
That's MUCH better. Much less taxing on the brain this way.
Stay tuned to your favorite partisan media source for more entertaining tidbits of tawdry illuminations for FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!
Palin's gone, like that piece of toilet paper that's been stuck to your shoe since 2008 that you finally shook off. She's not going to run in 2016.
Biden? There's a good chance he will run.
So I had a crazy thought.
Biden was in the Senate for...like...forever. He's got a legislative record going back decades.
And then there's that handsome devil Paul Ryan. He also has a legislative record and lots of ideas on how to balance the budget.
So...maybe, we could...I don't know...examine their legislative records and policies and white papers with an objective eye and determine what we could expect from each of them as a President.
Naaaaaaaaah! What was I thinking?
Let's talk about the rumors Biden threw puppies into rush hour traffic while snorting cocaine out of Karl Marx's ass instead! And while we are at it, let's blame him for the deaths of his wife and daughter!
Or how about that Paul Ryan pre-school homosexual prostitution ring?
That's MUCH better. Much less taxing on the brain this way.
Stay tuned to your favorite partisan media source for more entertaining tidbits of tawdry illuminations for FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!