Why Are Their Democrats?

[Billy_Kinetta]

'cuz I really wanna know! Is it a joke? Or did He do it to us on purpose? (apologies to Jack Nicholson)

Watch Dem lawmaker’s eye-popping meltdown over speeding ticket

 

[williepete]

Comedy gold.

 

[my2¢]

Two things I surmise:

1. Mental disorder (anxiety)
2. Speed trap operation

 

[Two Thumbs]

• “Please don’t give me a ticket. I’m broke. I’m completely broke. And if you tell people, it’s gonna hurt me.” being an idiot with your money is no excuse

• “Why would you pull me over instead of someone else? It’s just bad luck.” Everyone hates the Prius

• “I’m having a panic attack! (hyperventilating) … I’m gonna take it to the court, because (heavy breathing and screaming) … I have PTSD! Ahhhhhh!” Not funny, real people that have been through some real shit get ptsd, she's just a fucking bitch

• “I’m going to protest this in court. You’re telling me that you singled me out.” you'll get your day in court and hopefully you don't bring money so you can go to jail

• “You’re not gonna let me go, even though I’m a county legislator?” ooooo, privilege much?

• “I always do everything right, and I follow the law, and I was at the same pace as every other car!” clearly not

• “I couldn’t go slower; they honk! They honk at you!” so you were speeding, you're just a crybaby about honks. (triggered by honks)

• “Could you just tell me what you’re doing here with the ticket, because I’m late for a job meeting … and this is my career!” filling it out and she doesn't punch a clock

• “I don’t feel safe anymore. I don’t feel safe here. I don’t feel safe around you.” triggered by a manly man. If you don't feel safe around the cops, you are probably a criminal.