Why Democrats are popular with teenagers

[DudleySmith]

Mental illness warps their world view.

Further Evidence on the Global Decline in the Mental Health of the Young

Founded in 1920, the NBER is a private, non-profit, non-partisan organization dedicated to conducting economic research and to disseminating research findings among academics, public policy makers, and business professionals.

www.nber.org

Further Evidence on the Global Decline in the Mental Health of the Young​

Declining Work Hours and the Rise in Young Men's Gaming

www.nber.org

Increased leisure time and reduced labor supply of young men may be partly due to the improved quality of video games.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Why Democrats are popular with teenagers​

We run pizza parlors.

 

[lennypartiv]

We run pizza parlors.

I bet you run one in DC.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

I bet you run one in DC.

Franchise -- run 7

 

[lennypartiv]

Franchise -- run 7

You're the pizza place with basements, right?

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

You're the pizza place with basements, right?

False trap doors, right. We pay off parents. We're Christian fundamentalists.

 

[Damaged Eagle]

The OP needs to switch the nouns in the thread title around...

SMILE

 

[Resnic]

Mental illness warps their world view.

Further Evidence on the Global Decline in the Mental Health of the Young

Founded in 1920, the NBER is a private, non-profit, non-partisan organization dedicated to conducting economic research and to disseminating research findings among academics, public policy makers, and business professionals.

www.nber.org

Further Evidence on the Global Decline in the Mental Health of the Young​

Declining Work Hours and the Rise in Young Men's Gaming

www.nber.org

Increased leisure time and reduced labor supply of young men may be partly due to the improved quality of video games.

Because Democrats tell teenagers.......

They are amazing and special and wonderful people that are the future of the world right now and they are our most priceless asset.

They tell them they deserve everything for showing up. They should get free college, 28 dollars an hour for pouring coffee into a cup, free this and free that.

That concepts like being gay means you're a better person somehow and deserve extra attention.

And they tell them nothing is their fault. All of their problems are because of racism, republicans, boomers, climate change and so on.

Basically democrats praise them for doing nothing, tell them they deserve everything, and blame none of their problems on them.

 

[initforme]

Well if they're working, living with a relative, not having a bunch of kids they don't want and can't afford who really cares?

 

[wamose]

We were all a little stupid as teenagers. It's because of our idealism coupled with inexperience. By 30, most people are over that stupid stage. Most people except for Democrats, that is. In other words, Democrats are just older people that never developed past their teenage years. So in the end, teenagers favor Democrats because Democrats act like teenagers. MAGA

 

[leftwinger]

Because Mom & Dad aren’t cool or woke like hot Ms. Folk teaching 7th grade English class. They are old, dumb, stodgy, out of touch FOX news or Golden Girls viewers.

I am new, cool and smart because I follow College kids and young teachers. Oh and if I don’t, other kids will think I’m weird and make fun of me.

 

[Oddball]

Mental illness warps their world view.

Further Evidence on the Global Decline in the Mental Health of the Young

Founded in 1920, the NBER is a private, non-profit, non-partisan organization dedicated to conducting economic research and to disseminating research findings among academics, public policy makers, and business professionals.

www.nber.org

Further Evidence on the Global Decline in the Mental Health of the Young​

Declining Work Hours and the Rise in Young Men's Gaming

www.nber.org

Increased leisure time and reduced labor supply of young men may be partly due to the improved quality of video games.

For the same reason that Santa Claus and the tooth fairy are popular with kids: free stuff.