BreezeWood
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.So, describe this so-called 'imaginary being' and lets see what it is you think is so comical about Him.I am talking about an imaginary being not a human.
I doubt you h ave the slightest idea and will not answer the fooking question as you fools rarely ever do.
He is omnipotent, omniscient, all loving, just and loves the smell of burnt animal sacrifices. He created something out of nothing. He started from scratch. He also hates 6 things but yea 7 are an abomination unto Him. He sent His son to be tortured and killed so that He wouldn't be so angry about the sin stuff. If you pray to Him about medical issues He will heal some of the people who are prayed for. Some of them He will not heal. He picks and chooses based upon His omniscience. Sometimes He heals people that don't get prayed for based upon His omniscience. He has a lot of attributes similar to a business owner or other ambitious personality. He is the kind of guy that you want to avoid except on payday. Not a fun guy.
He is sorta imaginary but sorta not. He represents real assholes in real life so the Bible really helps us learn how to treat people like that in real life to gain the best advantage. Kiss their ass, don't piss them off, beg them for the things you want and always be grateful for whatever he gives you.
Oh yeah and He is jealous as fuck. Don't you dare go worship another god. Just like any business owner, he doesn't want you looking for another job. Don't be tempted by the better paying fun job down the road. Stay here or I will kill you with passionate hate. Not a nice guy basically.
Oh yeah and He is jealous as fuck. Don't you dare go worship another god.
jimbowie is drunk on the 4th century, that guy will never wake up.