Woman marries bridge

[Votto]

Jodi Rose, Australian Artist, Marries 600-Year-Old French Bridge Le Pont du Diable

A woman named Jodi Rose married a 600 year old bridge in France.

 

[Votto]

Personally, I think this is an outrage. After all, the bridge can't give its consent.

However, President Obama sees this differently. In fact, he called her up and congratulated her on going public with the event.



(shrug) Different strokes for different folks.

 

[Mr. H.]

Let's hope she jumps on her spouse, not off it.

 

[laughinReaper]

lets just hope she doesn't consumate the marriage. She should marry Dennis Rodman.

 

[dilloduck]

bridges have trolls under em

 

[Sherry]

Was it over troubled water??

 

[National Socialist]

Whatever trips her trigger...kind of weird but whatever.

 

[Sunshine]

Jodi Rose, Australian Artist, Marries 600-Year-Old French Bridge Le Pont du Diable

A woman named Jodi Rose married a 600 year old bridge in France.

Where are they going on their honeymoon?

 

[Mr. H.]

The groom wore span dex.

 

[Mr. H.]

They had their first fight when she railed on him.

 

[dilloduck]

Jodi Rose, Australian Artist, Marries 600-Year-Old French Bridge Le Pont du Diable

A woman named Jodi Rose married a 600 year old bridge in France.

Where are they going on their honeymoon?

Hope that drama queen has some masturbation skills.

 

[Votto]

Jodi Rose, Australian Artist, Marries 600-Year-Old French Bridge Le Pont du Diable

A woman named Jodi Rose married a 600 year old bridge in France.

Where are they going on their honeymoon?

This is no laughing matter. This woman is sick in the head.

As for myself, I prefer couches.

 

[Missourian]

If there's a divorce...does she get half?

 

[Votto]

If there's a divorce...does she get half?

No. The bridgaphobe state does not recognize their union.

 

[Mr. H.]

If there's a divorce...does she get half?

He'd never let her settle for a bridge too far.

 

[Sunshine]

Jodi Rose, Australian Artist, Marries 600-Year-Old French Bridge Le Pont du Diable

A woman named Jodi Rose married a 600 year old bridge in France.

Where are they going on their honeymoon?

This is no laughing matter. This woman is sick in the head.

As for myself, I prefer couches.

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Maybe it will give her THIS much action anyway!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJYSzBS6FlQ]Tacoma Narrows Bridge Collapse - YouTube[/ame]

 

[dilloduck]

Where are they going on their honeymoon?

This is no laughing matter. This woman is sick in the head.

As for myself, I prefer couches.

View attachment 26719

Maybe it will give her THIS much action anyway!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJYSzBS6FlQ]Tacoma Narrows Bridge Collapse - YouTube[/ame]

oh hell--good call--that will work !

 

[Mr. H.]

This thread is riveting.

 

[Sunshine]

“That which we love will be all to destroy us.”
― Jake Wilson

 

[Missourian]

If there's a divorce...does she get half?

No. The bridgaphobe state does not recognize their union.

Shame she's not Norwegian...they are much more bridgosexual friendly.

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