What about a young, tall and bronzed Royal Marine?
You can't go wrong. Not only will you have a good time, but you'll always feel secure with a Royal Marine around you. Here's ten reasons you shouldn't say no:
1) We always wear the right protection
2) We can fire hundreds of rounds before getting tired
3) We always follow orders from our superiors
4) We know how to wash, iron and mend our own clothes
5) Keeping fit gives us real staying power and the muscles to match!
6) Were not afraid of deep insertion ops
7) Impeccable marksmanship
8) We dont get lost in the dark
9) Always ready for action
10) We like it rough and tough
11) The uniform!
Any offers?![]()
**raises hand**
All those benefits and you're only interested in the muscles?!