Would you eat Cats?

[TheOldSchool]

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?

Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are!

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree!

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

 

[Mr. H.]

Of all the nights I chose to stay sober.

 

[Wake]

Is there paprika?

 

[TheOldSchool]

Of all the nights I chose to stay sober.

I've soaked this cat meat in Don Julio for you Mr. H just for the occasion

 

[TheOldSchool]

Is there paprika?

Tonight's cat recipe is Thai fusion. So there's plenty of paprika my friend

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Don't tell Ted Carnival Cruz ...

 

[TheOldSchool]

Don't tell Ted Carnival Cruz ...

I got the recipe from his twitter!

 

[JoeMoma]

If its really hot and spicy it probably doesn't matter what type of meat it is.

 

[Treeshepherd]

You should shave a pussy before you eat it.

 

[Rocko]

You usually have to eat pussy if you want them to suck you off.

 

[TheOldSchool]

You usually have to eat pussy if you want them to suck you off.

Depends on the girl. And how long you've been in the relationship

 

[Treeshepherd]

You should shave a pussy before you eat it.

I was talking about cats. You have sick minds.

 

[TheOldSchool]

You should shave a pussy before you eat it.

I was talking about cats. You have sick minds.

And you have a closed one

 

[Rocko]

You usually have to eat pussy if you want them to suck you off.

Depends on the girl. And how long you've been in the relationship

This is true. When you first start having sex with them it's usually a general rule though.

 

[Rocko]

You usually have to eat pussy if you want them to suck you off.

Depends on the girl. And how long you've been in the relationship

This is true. When you first start having sex with them it's usually a general rule though.

They make it one at least.

 

[Treeshepherd]

Braised cat sounds pretty good;

1 cat cut in serving-sized pieces dusted in flour with salt and pepper
1/4 c. extra virgin olive oil
6 artichokes
2 1/4" thick slices of slab bacon, diced
1 small sweet onion, diced
4 cloves garlic, minced
1 carrot, diced
1 lemon
3 small tomatoes, peeled, seeded, and diced
1/2 c. dry white wine
2-4 c. homemade chicken broth
garni of 4 flat parsley stems, 6 leafy thyme branches, 1 bay leaf tied up with kitchen twine Salt and pepper
1/4 c chopped flat-leaf parsley (optional)

"Dredge the cat pieces in seasoned flour, shaking off excess. Brown over medium heat, turning regularly, until golden on all sides. "

Braised Cat

 

[Treeshepherd]

You usually have to eat pussy if you want them to suck you off.

Depends on the girl. And how long you've been in the relationship

This is true. When you first start having sex with them it's usually a general rule though.

When did you first start having sex with cats? I didn't know there were general rules about the subject.

 

[Rocko]

You usually have to eat pussy if you want them to suck you off.

Depends on the girl. And how long you've been in the relationship

This is true. When you first start having sex with them it's usually a general rule though.

When did you first start having sex with cats? I didn't know there were general rules about the subject.

Ahh, you're a sweet kid...there's much you don't know about sex with cats. I'll spare you the details lol

 

[Mr. H.]

Of all the nights I chose to stay sober.

I've soaked this cat meat in Don Julio for you Mr. H just for the occasion

Thanks. In the meantime, I made a liquor run. Brotch.

 

[Treeshepherd]

Shave the pussy. Tenderize. Make sure not to let it dry out. Some people use a turkey bag, just to be safe. It is best served warm and moist. Remember to use the right type of oil. Share with friends. Also, take pictures of the dish to post on Facebook. Your Dad will appreciate that.

tips for shopping: Ask a lady at the store if you can see her box (the meat is often kept in a box). Squeeze the pussy to assess firmness. It should not be saggy like a wizard's sleeve. Most importantly, smell it for freshness.