You might be a Romney if...........

[Full-Auto]

If you created more jobs than Obama, you might be Romney.

Do you have a link to back up this bullshit?

You dont have any room for smack.

When your numbers can only be pinned down to plus or minus 20 million.

 

[Ravi]

If you have to wait for the IRS to disclose your tax rate to the public, you might be a Romney.

 

[California Girl]

Way to go CG........(not).

Oh, my bad. I didn't realize you had specified this as a whining lefties only thread.

I was commenting on your unfunny bitchiness, but, it's you, so I should expect it.

So basically, what you're whining about is that you bitched about his wife... and that's fine, and I bitched about liberals... and that's mean.

Hypocrisy much, GayBikerBoy?

 

[Ravi]

If you help put mom and pop businesses out in the cold to hire minimum wage employees at Staples, you might be a Romney.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

If you wear magic underwear....

You might be a Romney.

Or if you change your mind more often than that magic underwear, you might be a Romney.

 

[ABikerSailor]

If you pay a lower tax rate than the people you want to elect you, you might be a Romney.

 

[L.K.Eder]

if joeb0815 has toilet-papered one of your mansions, then you might be a romney.

 

[Ravi]

If you turn 65 without ever knowing what grits are, you might be a Romney.

 

[California Girl]

If you have offshore accounts to avoid paying taxes, you might be a Romney.

Meh, you might also be me.

 

[Ravi]

If Julia Child was your personal chef, you might be a Romney.

 

[California Girl]

If you donated your inheritance, you might be a Romney.

 

[rightwinger]

if you created more jobs than obama, you might be romney.

fail

 

[California Girl]

If you donate a larger percentage of your annual income to charity than the President of the United States, you might be Romney.

 

[Avatar4321]

If you help put mom and pop businesses out in the cold to hire minimum wage employees at Staples, you might be a Romney.

Staples is evil now?

 

[Ravi]

If your wife has a Swiss bank account, you might be a Romney.

 

[California Girl]

If you're smarter than Gingrich and Santorum combined, you might be Romney.

 

[Avatar4321]

If you are attacked for being successful, you might be a Romney.

 

[Syphon]

If you created more jobs than Obama, you might be Romney.

or not...

FactCheck.org : Unproven Jobs Claim in Pro-Romney Ad

Los Angeles Times, Dec. 3: Bain expanded many of the companies it acquired. But like other leveraged-buyout firms, Romney and his team also maximized returns by firing workers, seeking government subsidies, and flipping companies quickly for large profits. Sometimes Bain investors gained even when companies slid into bankruptcy.

For example, Politico noted that in 1992, Bain acquired the firm American Pad & Paper, and that by 1999 two American plants were closed and 385 jobs had been cut.

Bain managers told the Los Angeles Times they were focused on profit, not job creation.

"I never thought of what I do for a living as job creation,” Marc B. Walpow, a former managing partner at Bain who worked closely with Romney for nine years, told the Los Angeles Times. “The primary goal of private equity is to create wealth for your investors.”"

 

[Ravi]

If you're smarter than Gingrich and Santorum combined, you might be Romney.

Or a rock.

 

[Avatar4321]

if you created more jobs than obama, you might be romney.

fail

How on earth is a factually accurate statement a fail?