A drunken cowboy .

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Cowboy, John, took $ 25 from his mother and $ 25 from his father ...
Balance = $ 50
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Then, John went to the tavern, and drank 45 dollars ..
Balance = 5 dollars
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Then, drunk John went home ... He met his girlfriend Mary, who asked him to borrow $ 3
Balance = 2 dollars
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John came home and returned the Mother - 1 dollar and the Father - 1 dollar ...
Consequently...
John must return his mother 24 dollars and his father 24 dollars
Another $ 3 he will return to Mary ...

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Now we consider the financial balance:
= 24 + 24 + 3 = 51 dollars ...
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But, John took only $ 50 !!!!

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Where did the "extra 1 dollar" come from?
 
Cowboy, John, took $ 25 from his mother and $ 25 from his father ...
Balance = $ 50
---------------------------------------------
Then, John went to the tavern, and drank 45 dollars ..
Balance = 5 dollars
---------------------------------------------
Then, drunk John went home ... He met his girlfriend Mary, who asked him to borrow $ 3
Balance = 2 dollars
--------------------------------------------------
John came home and returned the Mother - 1 dollar and the Father - 1 dollar ...
Consequently...
John must return his mother 24 dollars and his father 24 dollars
Another $ 3 he will return to Mary ...

==============================================
Now we consider the financial balance:
= 24 + 24 + 3 = 51 dollars ...
---------------------
But, John took only $ 50 !!!!

================================
Where did the "extra 1 dollar" come from?
He doesn't owe his girlfriend $3. It's the other way around, so your formula should be 24+24-3=48 dollars. He already gave each parent 1 dollar so 48+2=50 dollars.
 
Cowboy, John, took $ 25 from his mother and $ 25 from his father ...
Balance = $ 50
---------------------------------------------
Then, John went to the tavern, and drank 45 dollars ..
Balance = 5 dollars
---------------------------------------------
Then, drunk John went home ... He met his girlfriend Mary, who asked him to borrow $ 3
Balance = 2 dollars
--------------------------------------------------
John came home and returned the Mother - 1 dollar and the Father - 1 dollar ...
Consequently...
John must return his mother 24 dollars and his father 24 dollars
Another $ 3 he will return to Mary ...

==============================================
Now we consider the financial balance:
= 24 + 24 + 3 = 51 dollars ...
---------------------
But, John took only $ 50 !!!!

================================
Where did the "extra 1 dollar" come from?
He doesn't owe his girlfriend $3. It's the other way around, so your formula should be 24+24-3=48 dollars. He already gave each parent 1 dollar so 48+2=50 dollars.
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Cowboy, John, took $ 25 from his mother and $ 25 from his father ...
Balance = $ 50
---------------------------------------------
Then, John went to the tavern, and drank 45 dollars ..
Balance = 5 dollars
---------------------------------------------
Then, drunk John went home ... He met his girlfriend Mary, who asked him to borrow $ 3
Balance = 2 dollars
--------------------------------------------------
John came home and returned the Mother - 1 dollar and the Father - 1 dollar ...
Consequently...
John must return his mother 24 dollars and his father 24 dollars
Another $ 3 he will return to Mary ...

==============================================
Now we consider the financial balance:
= 24 + 24 + 3 = 51 dollars ...
---------------------
But, John took only $ 50 !!!!

================================
Where did the "extra 1 dollar" come from?
He doesn't owe his girlfriend $3. It's the other way around, so your formula should be 24+24-3=48 dollars. He already gave each parent 1 dollar so 48+2=50 dollars.


Commies are not good at math, or anything else really.

They are good at widespread dystopian oppression, genocide, and agitprop.

Otherwise they're useless.

 
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Guys, think ...
This is a task for accountants ...
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In Russia, she was asked in the 90s
 
Cowboy, John, took $ 25 from his mother and $ 25 from his father ...
Balance = $ 50
---------------------------------------------
Then, John went to the tavern, and drank 45 dollars ..
Balance = 5 dollars
---------------------------------------------
Then, drunk John went home ... He met his girlfriend Mary, who asked him to borrow $ 3
Balance = 2 dollars
--------------------------------------------------
John came home and returned the Mother - 1 dollar and the Father - 1 dollar ...
Consequently...
John must return his mother 24 dollars and his father 24 dollars
Another $ 3 he will return to Mary ...

==============================================
Now we consider the financial balance:
= 24 + 24 + 3 = 51 dollars ...
---------------------
But, John took only $ 50 !!!!

================================
Where did the "extra 1 dollar" come from?

If Mary borrowed 3 dollars from John when he had 5 dollars left, then why is Mary asking John for 3 more dollars? Seems that Mary is running a scam here
 
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Cowboy, John, took $ 25 from his mother and $ 25 from his father ...
Balance = $ 50
---------------------------------------------
Then, John went to the tavern, and drank 45 dollars ..
Balance = 5 dollars
---------------------------------------------
Then, drunk John went home ... He met his girlfriend Mary, who asked him to borrow $ 3
Balance = 2 dollars
--------------------------------------------------
John came home and returned the Mother - 1 dollar and the Father - 1 dollar ...
Consequently...
John must return his mother 24 dollars and his father 24 dollars
Another $ 3 he will return to Mary ...

==============================================
Now we consider the financial balance:
= 24 + 24 + 3 = 51 dollars ...
---------------------
But, John took only $ 50 !!!!

================================
Where did the "extra 1 dollar" come from?

Why would he give Mary another $3?
 
Cowboy, John, took $ 25 from his mother and $ 25 from his father ...
Balance = $ 50
---------------------------------------------
Then, John went to the tavern, and drank 45 dollars ..
Balance = 5 dollars
---------------------------------------------
Then, drunk John went home ... He met his girlfriend Mary, who asked him to borrow $ 3
Balance = 2 dollars
--------------------------------------------------
John came home and returned the Mother - 1 dollar and the Father - 1 dollar ...
Consequently...
John must return his mother 24 dollars and his father 24 dollars
Another $ 3 he will return to Mary ...

==============================================
Now we consider the financial balance:
= 24 + 24 + 3 = 51 dollars ...
---------------------
But, John took only $ 50 !!!!

================================
Where did the "extra 1 dollar" come from?
He doesn't owe his girlfriend $3. It's the other way around, so your formula should be 24+24-3=48 dollars. He already gave each parent 1 dollar so 48+2=50 dollars.
Whoops, wrote that incorrectly. 24+24-3=45 dollars. $3 from his girlfriend + the $2 he gave to his parents = $5. 45 +5 = 50 dollars.
 
Trick questions like this aren't math. They are about seeing who is paying attention. Like the old "If a plane crashed exactly on the border between CA and OR, in which state do they bury the survivors?"

Or my fav:
You are in a square house.
Each side of the house faces south.
You look out the window and see a bear.
What color is the bear?"
 
Cowboy, John, took $ 25 from his mother and $ 25 from his father ...
Balance = $ 50
---------------------------------------------
Then, John went to the tavern, and drank 45 dollars ..
Balance = 5 dollars
---------------------------------------------
Then, drunk John went home ... He met his girlfriend Mary, who asked him to borrow $ 3
Balance = 2 dollars
--------------------------------------------------
John came home and returned the Mother - 1 dollar and the Father - 1 dollar ...
Consequently...
John must return his mother 24 dollars and his father 24 dollars
Another $ 3 he will return to Mary ...

==============================================
Now we consider the financial balance:
= 24 + 24 + 3 = 51 dollars ...
---------------------
But, John took only $ 50 !!!!

================================
Where did the "extra 1 dollar" come from?
Your lack of ability to do math.

He doesn't have to pay Mary back $3 she has to pay him back the $3 she borrowed
 
Trick questions like this aren't math. They are about seeing who is paying attention. Like the old "If a plane crashed exactly on the border between CA and OR, in which state do they bury the survivors?"

Or my fav:
You are in a square house.
Each side of the house faces south.
You look out the window and see a bear.
What color is the bear?"

White.

There are two places on earth where you can do this:

Walk south 1 mile. Walk east 1 mile. Walk north 1 mile and be back where you started.
 
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If the windows in the 4 walls look to the south, then the house is on the North Pole. A bear is white
 
What is more expensive: 1 kg of brains "unkotare" or 1 kg of brains "Russians"?
Correct answer: The first brain is more expensive 100 times, because to get 1 kg, you need to kill 100 "unkotare" or just 1 "Russian"
 
What is heavier - a ton of iron or a ton of wood ?:eusa_wall::eusa_think:
This task has 2 tricks ...
I know the answer and I can prove it.
You are a very knowledgeable person ... I like it.

What is more expensive: 1 kg of brains "unkotare" or 1 kg of brains "Russians"?
Correct answer: The first brain is more expensive 100 times, because to get 1 kg, you need to kill 100 "unkotare" or just 1 "Russian"
I like how you "thrust a muzzle into the shit" this "Unkotare" creature ...
But I do not like that you are wasting your time in answering trolls and inadequate people ...
You should just click the "Ignore" button on this forum ... Then this freak will not bother you.
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l parle Russe, moi aussi je veux parler dans ma langue :th_yourecute:

"I love France, but I do not like the French ..."
Sorry, but this is not my phrase ...
This historical phrase was said by one Great Politician ...
Who said this phrase?
 

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