From a friend:
> A Man With No Enemies
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> Meet Walter Barnes - All golfers should live so long as to become this kind of old man!
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> Toward the end of a Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
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> 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, Walter Barnes.
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> "Mr. Barnes, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
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> "I don't have any," he replied gruffly.
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> "Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
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> "Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.
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> "Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
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> The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, "I outlived all them assholes" - and he calmly returned to his seat.
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> A Man With No Enemies
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>
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> Meet Walter Barnes - All golfers should live so long as to become this kind of old man!
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> Toward the end of a Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
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> 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, Walter Barnes.
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> "Mr. Barnes, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
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> "I don't have any," he replied gruffly.
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> "Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
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> "Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.
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> "Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
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> The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, "I outlived all them assholes" - and he calmly returned to his seat.
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