naturegirl
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If the only thing we have to do is say something about ourselves and it is believed with absolutely no evidence whatsoever, then I wish to say that I hold seventeen Congressional medals of commendation, I have been nominated three times for Nobel Peace Prizes, and I was an absolutely brilliant student in college completing a degree in Quantum Physics in three weeks.
Wow, are you going to be on the ballot soon?? I'd definitely vote for you with those credentials!!![]()
Bless you my child. Great shall your reward be in heaven.
Let's also include on the resume all the drowning puppies I have saved, the cures for deadly diseases attributed to me, and the fact that if you vote for me, you will also have a glorious future. At least there will be ice cream in it.
Butter pecan I hope!!