NoTeaPartyPleez
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- Dec 2, 2012
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Here you go. I wrote the lyrics to the song, too:
"Ain't Gettin' No Nookie in Texas Tonight"
Ain't gettin' no nookie in Texas tonight
Tammy done said so and turned out the light
Pols in Austin said they'd lower my taxes
Instead they're just grinding their red meat axes
Looks like I'm stuck with my dog and my truck.
Because of their vote I've had my last fuck. """
Eee-haaaaaa, ya'll. Welcome to the 1950s.
"Ain't Gettin' No Nookie in Texas Tonight"
Ain't gettin' no nookie in Texas tonight
Tammy done said so and turned out the light
Pols in Austin said they'd lower my taxes
Instead they're just grinding their red meat axes
Looks like I'm stuck with my dog and my truck.
Because of their vote I've had my last fuck. """
Eee-haaaaaa, ya'll. Welcome to the 1950s.