am i doomed to hell?

As a Christian I must stick to what GOD's Word reveals.
Then stop this embarrassing ritual wherein you try to pretend your beliefs have any other basis in evidence. March under your true flag -- faith -- and stop this dog and pony show already.
 
If you think the instruction to stand guard over the purity of your own mind by differentiating between clean and unclean teaching is obsolete
Haha, you're no better than ding. A couple of dimestore charlatans with only the mental capacity to invent little dollies for yourself to argue against. Enjoy playing with your dollies.


Is that really the best you can do?

Wow.

It is truly inspiring to see the many ways that your superior position makes you look like a petty juvenile whose ego was bruised.
Well that's disconcerting. I think I'll spend the next 20 years meditating on the deep metaphor in your post.

No I won't, because I'm not a moron.


lol..Of course you are not a moron. You are a magnificent fool pretending to be a gentleman and a scholar who posts his expertise on subjects of which he knows nothing in order to make people laugh.

Well done! :happy-1:
I'm no gentleman.

And it doesn't take a scholar to spot a charlatan like you, hobelim. You guys are a dime a dozen. The only thing missing is you asking me for a donation.

You use all the tired tactics...Gish Gallop, bait and switch, preying on the inverse fallacy, rejecting any honest attempt to understand and question your nonsense as a "lack of understanding"..

Like most charlatans, you don't even know you are doing these things, or that there is a name for all of them. You're just born to it.


You have never made an honest attempt to understand. I tell you something simple like there are metaphors in scripture and you say something stupid like how convenient. Then I tell you that its no secret that the Jewish people have always believed this and you tell me that the authors and the readers alike believed that serpents could talk. Then I refer you to Maimonides who wrote about the figurative language of the prophets in the 12th century and you start jumping up and down screaming magical bullshit magical bullshit ooh ooh ahh ahh, as if you have won something.

If nothing else you are more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

And I am not a shaman for christs sake. lol...

I am keystone in the Yahad of God; the habitation of light.
 
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You have never made an honest attempt to understand.
Many times I have. That's a lie. And every time -- even when repeating your own words back to you -- I have been rebuffed with a totally new , equally meaningless word salad. It's, like, your "thing", hobelim.

You're just a charlatan, unable to explain his own, magical beliefs without tripping over his own, self-contradictory, impulsive answers. And when you do this, it's always everyone else's fault. Now can I interest you in a timeshare?

:21:
 
You have never made an honest attempt to understand.
Many times I have. That's a lie. And every time -- even when repeating your own words back to you -- I have been rebuffed with a totally new , equally meaningless word salad. It's, like, your "thing", hobelim.

You're just a charlatan, unable to explain his own, magical beliefs without tripping over his own, self-contradictory, impulsive answers. And when you do this, it's always everyone else's fault. Now can I interest you in a timeshare?

:21:



lol.. there you go again. magical beliefs. I don't have magical beliefs and I have never been given to fantasy.

Do you and I really have to go over your pathetic attempts to discredit my simple statement of fact that a talking serpent in genesis was always a metaphor for a person whatever superstitious beliefs about serpents that other nations may have had?

The word for serpent in Hebrew, Nachash, is both a noun and an adjective meaning serpent, brazen, shiny one, and or one who practices divination, sorcery, what people today call mind control and there is nothing magical about it. Its a science. lol

Now please tell me, wise one,

What the fuck is your problem?
 
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Maybe he doesn’t like evangelizing Jews.

Shhh! I am a secret Jew.


More across hence indefatigably therefore moth a cantankerous contemptibly a unspeakably some less gawked smirked fish up a decently mongoose less...

Forward this to headquarters..

Ω
 
Some of you know, i am a fairly close descendent of an ashkenazi jew. Only jew i know of in my family, so she slept out of her bloodline. Musta been a whore.. or she got raped by god like Mary..
anyways...
The ashkenazi tribe was the majority of rome when jesus died. So, i believe my ancestors killed jesus.
Since we all know the illogical mentality of the abrahamic god, am i doomed for the sins of my ancestors? We all know how god feels about that shit...
Should i be scared for my soul?
No
 
Some of you know, i am a fairly close descendent of an ashkenazi jew. Only jew i know of in my family, so she slept out of her bloodline. Musta been a whore.. or she got raped by god like Mary..
anyways...
The ashkenazi tribe was the majority of rome when jesus died. So, i believe my ancestors killed jesus.
Since we all know the illogical mentality of the abrahamic god, am i doomed for the sins of my ancestors? We all know how god feels about that shit...
Should i be scared for my soul?
No
If we were smart we all would.

Can you imagine what it would be like to be in the presence of infinite power and intelligence and try to explain what you did with your life?
 
Maybe he doesn’t like evangelizing Jews.

Shhh! I am a secret Jew.


More across hence indefatigably therefore moth a cantankerous contemptibly a unspeakably some less gawked smirked fish up a decently mongoose less...

Forward this to headquarters..

Ω
Most Jews are secular humanists. :lol:

Secular humanists? lol...They actually avoid religion and enjoy being human?

Those bastards!
 
Some of you know, i am a fairly close descendent of an ashkenazi jew. Only jew i know of in my family, so she slept out of her bloodline. Musta been a whore.. or she got raped by god like Mary..
anyways...
The ashkenazi tribe was the majority of rome when jesus died. So, i believe my ancestors killed jesus.
Since we all know the illogical mentality of the abrahamic god, am i doomed for the sins of my ancestors? We all know how god feels about that shit...
Should i be scared for my soul?
No
If we were smart we all would.

Can you imagine what it would be like to be in the presence of infinite power and intelligence and try to explain what you did with your life?
What did he expect me to do?
 
Maybe he doesn’t like evangelizing Jews.

Shhh! I am a secret Jew.


More across hence indefatigably therefore moth a cantankerous contemptibly a unspeakably some less gawked smirked fish up a decently mongoose less...

Forward this to headquarters..

Ω
Most Jews are secular humanists. :lol:

Secular humanists? lol...They actually avoid religion and enjoy being human?

Those bastards!
You only think you enjoy life.
 
Maybe he doesn’t like evangelizing Jews.

Shhh! I am a secret Jew.


More across hence indefatigably therefore moth a cantankerous contemptibly a unspeakably some less gawked smirked fish up a decently mongoose less...

Forward this to headquarters..

Ω
Most Jews are secular humanists. :lol:

Secular humanists? lol...They actually avoid religion and enjoy being human?

Those bastards!
You only think you enjoy life.


No, you are wrong again... I don't only think I am, I am.

I check in with my self the other day and asked, Are you enjoying life and so I turned to myself and said yes, haven't you been paying attention?
 
Some of you know, i am a fairly close descendent of an ashkenazi jew. Only jew i know of in my family, so she slept out of her bloodline. Musta been a whore.. or she got raped by god like Mary..
anyways...
The ashkenazi tribe was the majority of rome when jesus died. So, i believe my ancestors killed jesus.
Since we all know the illogical mentality of the abrahamic god, am i doomed for the sins of my ancestors? We all know how god feels about that shit...
Should i be scared for my soul?
No
If we were smart we all would.

Can you imagine what it would be like to be in the presence of infinite power and intelligence and try to explain what you did with your life?
What did he expect me to do?
You tell me. We are all without excuse so if I were you I wouldn’t try making one.
 
Maybe he doesn’t like evangelizing Jews.

Shhh! I am a secret Jew.


More across hence indefatigably therefore moth a cantankerous contemptibly a unspeakably some less gawked smirked fish up a decently mongoose less...

Forward this to headquarters..

Ω
Most Jews are secular humanists. :lol:

Secular humanists? lol...They actually avoid religion and enjoy being human?

Those bastards!
You only think you enjoy life.
No I really enjoy my life.

Good family, hot girlfriend, great job, toys, property, friends.

High speed internet. Cable tv. Porn.
 
Maybe he doesn’t like evangelizing Jews.

Shhh! I am a secret Jew.


More across hence indefatigably therefore moth a cantankerous contemptibly a unspeakably some less gawked smirked fish up a decently mongoose less...

Forward this to headquarters..

Ω
Most Jews are secular humanists. :lol:

Secular humanists? lol...They actually avoid religion and enjoy being human?

Those bastards!
You only think you enjoy life.


No, I check in with my self the other day and asked, Are you enjoying life and so I turned to myself and said yes, haven't you been paying attention?
Do you know why children do as their parents do and not what their parents say?
 

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