Another Reason NOT to Attend Oxford

[Billy_Kinetta]

They hire nutcases like this.

Oxford University professor claims aliens are already breeding with humans on earth

 

[Weatherman2020]

They hire nutcases like this.

Oxford University professor claims aliens are already breeding with humans on earth

The children would explain much about the sudden shift to total crazy.

 

[Roudy]

Is that how Michael Moore came to be?

 

[Darkwind]

They hire nutcases like this.

Oxford University professor claims aliens are already breeding with humans on earth

I see that we will have to eliminate him now.

 

[Silent Warrior]

They hire nutcases like this.

Oxford University professor claims aliens are already breeding with humans on earth

That explains where liberals come from.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

They hire nutcases like this.

Oxford University professor claims aliens are already breeding with humans on earth

No worries, William. Nobody who agrees with you could ever get into Oxford anyway.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

They hire nutcases like this.

Oxford University professor claims aliens are already breeding with humans on earth

No worries, William. Nobody who agrees with you could ever get into Oxford anyway.

Actually, I know a few. Cambridge too.

 

[Muhammed]

He thinks alien abductions are due to climate change.

CAGW nutters are all fucking delusional, so this doesn't surprise me at all.

 

[WillMunny]

Considering the drooling retards that prestigious universities produce in copious numbers, I've never been so glad I never went to college; I didn't just dodge a bullet, I dodged an intellectual anti-matter bomb.

Here's an example of how brain-addled university students are: some years ago one of the reality TV shows (I think it was either Penn/Teller's Bullshit! Or Mythbusters) went to UC Berkeley of all places, with a petition to ban a dangerous substance called "dihydrogen monoxide." And guess what, they got hundreds of signatures from these brain-damaged millenial spoiled morons before a student finally had the brains to realize that "dihydrogen monoxide" equals H2O, water. Only a university student-retard would be FUCKING STUPID enough to want to ban a compound that is necessary for every species of life on this planet!

 

[my2¢]

Sounds like an interesting class.

 

[percysunshine]

They hire nutcases like this.

Oxford University professor claims aliens are already breeding with humans on earth

“There is a strong correlation between climate change and alien abductions.”

No shit...this is a monumental leap ahead for science...awesome!

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Well I don't know, but last night I think that was alien that I was with. That's the only explanation I can come up with.

 

[JimBowie1958]

They hire nutcases like this.

Oxford University professor claims aliens are already breeding with humans on earth

Umm, I dunno, he could be correct in his hypothesis of aliens interbreeding with us.

 

[JimBowie1958]

Is that how Michael Moore came to be?

No, that was the alien-hippo cross, not with humans.