Apparently it's not easy to get laid in the capital if you're a Republican

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When conservatives want to get laid....

They hang out at shopping malls and pick up pre-teens
 
Even if you're not associated with the current administration or a MAGA-hat wearing Trump supporter, it can apparently be hard to lock down a date if you lean right. A reporter for a right-wing media outlet told the Washingtonian he recently went out on a date that crashed and burned once the woman noticed some conservative books on his shelf. Even though the guy told her he didn't vote for Trump and considers himself a moderate conservative, she ended things there.

"She was like, 'I have to get out of here. I canā€™t see you,' and left," he said. "The policies and these things that are attached to the right, whether or not youā€™re a supporter of Trump, have been pre-supposed on you, and itā€™s like a black mark."

Other lovelorn Republicans told the Washingtonian they've been getting people to agree to dates by avoiding any mention of their politics or their work at all costs on dating appsā€”essentially hiding who they really are until they meet someone in person. Some said they've gone out of their way to avoid meeting up with liberals altogetherā€”like one White House staffer who said she won't match with anyone who went to a small liberal arts school, and sticks to swiping right for dudes from the South.

Conservatives Are Whining Because No One Wants to Date Them

The above article is based on the following article in the Washingtonian:

When she first moved to DC, a former Obama White House staffer who now works at the Aspen Institute was set up on a date with a Republican who worked on Capitol Hill. ā€œWe had a really nice time, but at the end of the date, he told me he didnā€™t believe in global warming,ā€ she says. ā€œI started laughing, because Iā€™m from Colorado and didnā€™t realize people actually didnā€™t believe in global warming. But he was serious.ā€ They didnā€™t go out again.

Republicans say itā€™s liberals who are more likely to turn down someone across the aisle. ā€œDemocrats are usually more vocalā€ about their opposition, the Trump staffer says, and therefore quicker to demonize all conservatives.

ā€œI feel like they look at me and are like, hereā€™s a tall white dude with brown hair wearing loafers, and he probably has a picture of Reagan and the NRA in his bedroom or something,ā€ says one of the reporters from the conservative media company. ā€œI just think they have a very hyperbolic view of what a conservative is.ā€

Why Itā€™s Hard for Conservatives to Date in DC Right Now | Washingtonian

Or as a dear friend of mine said, "Hi, I belong to a group that believes you cannot make your own decisions about your body, that you should not be paid the same as a man, that you should not be believed when you report sexual abuse, and you should thank the lord when you get raped because it was God's will. Hey, where are you going?"

And now, for my .02 worth. From all indications here on this board, no conservative man or woman would ever date across the aisle. So I'm pretty sure there'd be no hard feelings if I said "Right backatcha, sunshine!"
Dating is difficult for everyone. Since the #MeToo movement started your best bet is to go home and jerk off. Your hand can't accuse you of rape.

This is a byproduct of rampant liberalism/progressivism = Thought crimes = Police State :aug08_031:
 
Liberals have unwittingly painted a stark picture of themselves. Makes one wonder if they even know what love is or have experienced it.
 
Liberals have unwittingly painted a stark picture of themselves. Makes one wonder if they even know what love is or have experienced it.
They love the Obamas.
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