Jarhead
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They'll never get it past Title 9.
Besides, how the hell would anyone know who is, or isn't gay?
When you go to a printer and ask for wedding invitations and the announcement says "Joan Smith and Jane Davis wish to invite you to their wedding" - that would be a hint.
When you go to a baker and ask for wedding cake want the figures on top to both be male - that would be a hint.
When you go to the County Clerk's office for a wedding license and spouses are both named Edward - that would be a hint.
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then I think there should be a law saying two men named Edward are NOT allowed to marry. That should resolve your third point.